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Baccho k doubt:

Bablu- Teacher Teacher.!

Bus Male hai ya Female.?

Teacher- Sochne Lagi.

Pappu- Teacher, Teacher

It's Female

Bablu- Kyu

Pappu- Kyuki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hai.

Teacher Pareshan

While Bablu In Doubt-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyu nhi hote.?

Teacher Aur Pareshan.

Pappu- Kyuki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai.

Teacher sharm se pani pani.

Bablu in doubt- Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hai,

But Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hai.

Phir Bachche Kyu Nhi Hote.?

Teacher Ki Saanse band.

Pappu- Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hai.

Teacher Behosh.!

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Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. "

Epic reply from His Friend -

"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !! 

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Pool Table is a Cool Table.. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes.. Using only one Stick !

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Class me madam boli- jab mai soft hoti hu tab soft hu lekin jb tuff hoti hu tb tuff hu.1 shaitan bachha khada ho k bola- madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI jesi ho.

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Riddle:

What is the best way to forget ur troubles?

Wear tight underwear...

U will hav no time to think anything else:-D

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Clasification Of Pu$$y Age

16-18:Sealed & Brand New

19-25:Nice2 Use &Vibrant

26-45:Relaxed & Over Used

46 onwardz-Closd 4 Renovtion Use Other Side.

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Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Hum 3 Biwi Badal Chuka Hai, Lekin Aulaad Nahi Hoti..

Doctor: KHAN SAHAB Biwi nahi, SIDE Badlo..!!

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Banta: Jagah nahi milne se log sex nahi kar pate.

Santa: Pehli bar mere sath aisa hi hua.

Banta: Fir?

Santa: Fir ladki ne bataya jagah tango k beech hai.

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Child offered girl for $ex.

Girl: Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?

Child: Darling chuha bori utha nai sakta par faad to sakta hai.

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"AMBANI"agar bra banayega to AD kya hoga?

"Karlo balls muthi me"

"Nikalo dhoodh chutki me"

"Yahi ta mere bap ka sapna"

"har balls pe bra apna"

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TWO NIPPLE- talk,NIPPL yar badi dard ho rahi hai... ... 2nd NIPPAL-dard toh hogi hi na, raat ko lafda niche wali gali me hota hai. Aur pakde hum dono jate hai.

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Santa was $ucking, L*cking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand.

Banta: WHY THIS MADNESS?

Santa: OYE, THIS IS FOREPLAY BEFORE MA$TURBATION.

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