latest Pappu vs Teacher non veg adult - messages 2016

Pappu School Der Se Pahucha

Teacher;-Do U Know Value Of Period

Pappu;-Yes Madam

1 Bar Pados Ki Didi Ko Nhi Hua To Uski Maa Behosh

Baap Ko Attack

Or Mera Bhai Faraar

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Teacher;-Laparwahi K Karan Kisi Vayavsaye K Band Hone

Ka Koi Udarahan Do?

Pappu;-Sir R@ndi Ka Pregnent Hona

Teacher;- Tu Bahar Nikal Bhosdike

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Teacher;- Akbar Kon Tha.

Pappu;- Pta Nhi Sir

Teacher;- Padhayi Ki Taraf Dhyaan Do

Pta Chal Jayega

Pappu;- Rahul Kon Hai

Teacher;- Pta Nhi

Pappu;- Apni Beti Ki Taraf Dhyaan Do

Pta Chal Jayega

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What comes before "K"?

Student: "Bhosdi"

Teacher: "Get out....

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Teacher --- Date और तारीख में क्या अंतर है ????

सारी class चुप.....

Chunnu--- सर, Date में girlfriend के साथ जाते है और तारीख में वकील के साथ ......

Teacher - बेहोश

Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao Joke sms

Super $ex

Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao?

Girl :

C : Control

O : On

N : Natural

D : Drops

O : Of

M : Man

DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI

English Sms Funny - Fever of Chemistry

Electrons were partying Protons attacked them A hero saved them when the electrons asked his name he said "the name's Bond" COVALENT BOND

Teacher Funny sms - Story of Mathematician

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

latest 2016 Pappu - Sir in English Funniest sms,Text

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing...

Teacher's Day Funniest Joke - Guru toh Guru Hota

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

non veg dirty hindi joke teacher vs student

टिचर - दुध निकालते वक्त

भैस ईतनी उदास क्यो होती है

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