Thursday, 11 August 2016

Best Whatsapp non veg, adult, messages, sms, text

Duniya K Kisi Bhi Pita Ne Apne Bete Ko Padhai Ka Mahtav Itne Saral Tarike
Se Nhi Batya Hoga
Pariksha Mey Tere Dwara Liye Diya Gya Har Galat Uttar Tere Bhavishya
Mey Hone Wale Honeymoon Ko Switzerland Se BahardurGarh Ley Jayega
Ye Dhyaan Rakhna

Ladka Turant Padhney Lag Gya
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Teacher;-Laparwahi K Karan Kisi Vayavsaye K Band Hone

Ka Koi Udarahan Do?

Pappu;-Sir R@ndi Ka Pregnent Hona

Teacher;- Tu Bahar Nikal Bhosdike
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Pota Apne Dada Se Puchta Hai
Pota;- Dadaji Aapke Saare Daant Thik Hai Lekin Daadi Ji
K Ek Bhi Nhi
Aisa Kyun?
Dada;-"Beta Baat Bas Aisi Hai, Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha
Or Teri Daadi Ko Gaana Chusne Ki Aadat Thi"
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Raat Ko 1 Bje Ladki Ne Ladke Ko Call Kiya Or Kha
Mere Ghar Pe Koi Nhi Hai
Ladka Uske Ghar Gya
Or
Such Much Wahan Koi Nhi Tha
Taala Lga Tha
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GF;-Tumhey 8 B00bs Mile To Kya Karogey

BF;-Dabaunga Chusuga Chatuga Un Par Latak Jaunga

GF;- To Wahan Par Ek Kutiya Soyi Huyi Hai
Chalo Shuru Ho Jao
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Aaj Ka Suvichaar
Aadmi Ka Honsla Or Auraton Ka Bhosd@
Duniya Me Kuch Bhi Karwa Sakta Hai
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Apni Gaand Ko Ayurvedic Tarike Se Gore Banaye
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.
...
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...
Pta Tha Jaroor Padhogey
Gori Gaand Karke Kis Se Marwani Hai
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Ladka;- Is Kadar Teri Yaad Me Rota Hu
Raat Ko Haath Me Pakad Kar Sota Hu

Ladki;- Kya

Ladka;- Teri Photo
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Zindagi Ka Ek Bada Sach
Jab Tatto Pr Machar Aakar Baithta Hai
Tab Yeh Ehsaas Hota Hai
Ki Kuch Cheeje Bina Maarpeet K Bhi Suljhai
Jaa Sakti Hai
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Duniya Itne Maha Hawaskhor Loari go Se Bhari
Padi Hai
Kuch Madarchoad Log To Tuttey Huye Taare Se Bhi
Dua Me Ch00t Mang Lete Hai
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Ek Bacha Juice Ki Dukaan Pe Apne Daddy Se Bola
Papa JI Koi Machine Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To
Fal Nikalta Hai
Papa;- Haa Hai Naa Teri Mummy
Ussmey Maine Juice Dala To Tu Nikala
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Ek Ladki Bus Stop Pe Khadi Thi
Or Mobile Pe Baatein Kar Rhi Thi
Pappu Ussey Dekh Kar Bola
Haaye Kaash Main Mobile Hota
Or Tere Gaalo Pe Laga Hota
Ladki
Haan Fir Mai Ghar Jaatey Hi
Charger Teri Gaand Me Laga Deti
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Cream Ki Advertisement Me Face Dikhaya
Soap Ki Advertisement Me Haath Dikhaya
Shampoo Ki Advertisement Me Baal Dikhaye
Pir Whisper Ki Advertisement Me Dokha Kyu?
Kyu  Kyu Kyu???
Jaogo Grahak Jaago
Ye Aap K Saath Naainsafi Hai
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Ek Ladka Cement Factory Me Kaam Karata Tha,
Ek Din Uska Baap Bola;- Beta Ghar Banwana Hai

25 Kattey Cement K Laa Dey
Ladka;- Nhi Main Bahut Imaandaar Hu
Baap;- Acha To Tu 15 Kattey Hi Laa Dey
Ladka;- Nhi Meri Office Me Achi Image Hai
Baap;- To Fir 5 Kattey Hi Laa Dey?
Ladka;- Nahi Main Nhi Laa Sakta !!
Baap;- Ek Bori Hi Laa Dey?
Ladka;- Samjha Karo Na Main Nhi Laa Sakta
Baap Kuch Soch Kar Bola;- Acha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar
Cement Hi Laa Dey
Ladka (Hairani Sey);- Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karogey?
Baap;-"Teri Maa Ki Ch00t Par Lagunga
Taaki Koi Dusra Imaandar Beta Paida Naa Ho..
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Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Utaar Leti Hai To
Kya Hota Hai

Socho
Socho
Yar Simple Hai
Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo
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James Bond Shows His Magic Watch
To His New Girlfriend And Says

James Bond;- My Watch Says You Are Not Wearing Panties
Girlfriend;- But I Am Wearing
Your Watch Is Lying

James Bond;- Oops Sorry My Watch Is 10 Minute Fast
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Suhaagraat Me Pati Patni Se Bola
Kya MehSoos Kar Rhi Ho?
Patni Boli;- Aaj Tak To Topup Me Kaam Cahalana Padta
Tha Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya
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Husband Ne First Night Ke Baad
Next Day Apni Biwi Se Pucha "Tum Aaj Kitne
Logon Ke Saath Soyi Ho"

Wife Sochtey Huye;- Sach Batau To Sirf Aap Ke Saath
Baaki Sabhi Ne To Saari Saari Raat Jagya Rakha
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Pati Ka $ex Karne Ko Bahut Man Kar Rha Tha Wo

Apne Bete Se Bola
Baap;- Beta Pappu, Apni Mummy Ko Bolo Ki Ghandhiji Dandi
March Karna Chahtey Hai
Patni Ka Jawab Lekar Beta Aya Or Bola
Beta;- Papa Mummy Ne Bola Ki
Aap Aaj Dandi March Nhi Kar Saktey Laal Bahadur
Aaye  Huye Hai

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