Thursday, 11 August 2016

Collection Pappu non veg, 18+, jokes in dirty language

Na Wo Mujhey Jaanti Thi
Or Na Mai Use Janta Tha
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Bas Rate Ki Baat Hui
Or Maamla Set Ho Gya
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Udaas Rehta Hai Maohhale Me Barish Ka Paani Aaj Kal
Suna Hai Kagaj Ki Naav Bananey Wale Wo Chotey Chotey
Bachey

Ab Usi Barish Me Bhigi Ladkiyo Or Aunty Ki
Gaand Dekhkr Muth Maarne ;Lage Hai
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Na Jaane Wo Kaise Chain Ki Neend
So Jaatey Hai Gaalib
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Kambhakkat Hume To Har Karvat Pe
L0da Set Karna Padta Hai
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Kal Shaadi Me Gaya Tha Ki Ek Ladki Se Freindship
Ho Gayi
Ussey Facebook Pr Baat Huyi To Usne Pucha
Mujh Mey Tumhey Aisa Kya Dikha Jo
Friendship Ki
Maine Kha Tumhari Icecream Chusne Ki
Ada Pr Dil Aa Gya Tha
Behanchoad Ne Haatho Haath Block Kr Diya
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Kaise Laduga Mukkadma Khud Se Teri Judai Ka
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Ghar Ka Ek Ek Kamra Gawaah Hai Teri Roj Ki
Chud@i Ka
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School Me Pariksha Dene Se Pehle Maja To Tab Aata Tha
Jab Hall Me Madam Kehti Thi
Jab Tak Mai Na Bolu
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Koi Seal Nhi Todega
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Chota Or Ek Dum Madarchoad Message
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Hello Uncle,,Pooja Hai
Nhi Beta, Parsaad Hai Muh Me Lega
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Sanskaar

Pehle Log Pau Chootey They
Fir Ghootna Chune Lagey

Or Ab Dar Lagta Hai Ki Khin Samaan
Hi Na Pakad Ley
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Or Kahey

L0da Paina Chacha Ji
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Raat Thi Chud@i Ki, Mehfil Me Sabne Kiya Apna Khada
Kisi Ne Kha Mera Bada Kisi Ne Kha Mera Bada
Hum Bhi They Mehfil Me, Bina Kuch Kahe Bas Muskara Diya
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Jab Humne Kiya Apna Khada To Sabne Kha
Arey Bhosdike Itna Bada Itna Bada
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Bacha;- Papa Mard Kise Kehtey Hai
Papa;- Us Powerful Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Raaj Karta Hai

Bacha;- Mai Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga
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Madam Ne Class Me Pappu Se Kha
"Aisa Muhawra Batao Jisme 2 Body Parts Ke Naam Aatey Ho
For Example
1 Bina Sir Pair Ki Baaat Karna
2. Haath Pair Chalana
Pappu Kuch Sochkar;-"Ji, Pichwade Mein Ungli Karna
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Har Hilti Huyi Jhaadi Me Bhoot Nhi Hota

Ho Sakta Hai Koi Usme Apni
Mohhobatt Ko Anjaam De Rha Ho
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Chota Pappu Ko Madam Ne Aakar Pucha
Pappu Beta, Tumhey Sabse Jyada Maja Kab Aata Hai?

Pappu Sharmatey Huye;- Jab Aap Mujhey Susu Karane K Liye
Meri Nunni Bahar Nikalti Thi..!!
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Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Us Se Pucha

Golu;-"Pappu Tera Dimaag Bahut Tej Chalta Hai Na
Chal a Bta Ki School Or Girl Me Kya Common Hai

Pappu Ne Sochtey Huye;- Simple Hai Yaar
Dono Me Period Hotey Hai
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School Se Apke Pappu Santa Ko
Bola
Pappu;-Papa Papa Hamare School Me Ek Nayi Teacher
Aaya Hai Kya Mast Maal Hai"

Santa; Sale Kuttey Teacher MAA Saman Hoti Hai

Pappu Gusse Se Haan Haan Bhosdike Hamesha Apne Bare Me
Hi Socha Kar
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Teacher Ne Class Mei Bacho Se Pucha

Teacher Ladkiyo Mei Sabse Jayada Calcium Kaha Hota Hai
Pappu;- Un ke B00b Mein

Teacher;- Explain Karo
Pappu;- Unko Dekh Kar Bina
Calcium Wali Boneless Cheez Bhi Khadi Ho Jaati Hai
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Pappu Badmaash

Pappu Vella Baitha Phone Kar Rha Tha
Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Phone Utha Liya
Ladki Ne Jaise Hi Fon Uthaya Pappu Bola
Munna Hai
Ladki Bola;- Nahi
Pappu;- Mujh Se Chudwa Lo Ho Jayega


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