Thursday, 11 August 2016

Nonveg girlfriend English conversation

Girlfriend - tumhein 8 b00bs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

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1 sir 1 madam ke b00bs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai

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Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke B00bs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere B00bs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si”

Patni Ne V Sardaar Da L*nd Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V L*nd Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da L*nd Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“

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Pati Biwi ka Boob daba kar bola-
Aagr ye khde hote to BRA ki jarurt nahi hoti
Biwi pati ka Popt Pakdh ke boli:
Ye thoda aur mota hota to padhosi ki jarurt nahi hoti.

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Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks? 
Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no b00bs? 

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Nurse comes in doctor room.
Doctor ask: why is your one b00bs out of your shirt?
Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke $ex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

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Q: why should a girl should have an extra covering and protection on her b00bs ?
Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."

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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?

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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho jati hai.
MAA: beti ek bar bina bra ki kammeej pahan kar ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi!

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2 girls returning from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai!

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