Thursday, 11 August 2016

Jokes for Non Veg - Adult sms - Joke 18+ collection

Pati Apni Patni K Saath Car Me Baitha Tha
Ek Signal Pr Car Ruki
Ek Call Girl Waha Se Gujar Rahi Thi
Wo Wife Waali Window Side Pr Aayi
Or Boli
"Paise Pehle Le Lena....Baad Me Ye Chutiya
Bahut Naatak Karta Hai
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Kamine To Hum Bachpan Se Hi They
Jab Madam Board Pr Kuch Likhti Thi Or Puchti Thi
Ki Sabko Dikh Rha Hai Kya?
Or Hum Kehtey They
Madam Nichey Ka Nhi Dikh Rha Hai
😃😃😃😃18+ non veg jokes


GF BF Ke Paas Late Pahuchti Hai To BF Kehta Hai
Chaand Taaro Ko Neend Aayi Hai.. Teri Maa Ki Ch*t
Tu Ab Aayi Hai
GF Ne Bhi Bade Shayarana Andaaz Me Kha
"Maa Ki Ch*t Ka Matt De Wasta Bra Khol Rahi Hu
Aaja Karle Wasta"
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Ek Lady Doctor Se Bolti Hai
Doctor Sahab Koi Aisi Dawai Dijiye Jis Se Mere Pati Ka
L*nd Pathar Se Bhi Sakht Ho Jaye!!
Doctor Ne Gehri Saans Le Or Bola
Aapko Sirf Chudna Hai
Ya
Masala Bhi Piswana Hai
😃😃😃😃18+ non veg jokes


Ladkiya Kirpa Hahahaha Type
Kartey Samay Dhyaan Rakhey
Shuru Ka H Gayab Hua To Anarth Ho Jayega
Janhit Me Jaari
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L*nd Ki Aawaj Ko Damdaar Kehtey Hai
Fati Ch00t Ko Bekaar Kehtey Hai
Sirf Choadne Ka Naam Mohhobatt Nahi Yaaro
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Muth Maarane Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehtey Hai
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Ek Baar Maa Beti Auto Me Jaa Rhi Thi
Tabhi Rastey Me Randi Khaana Aaya
Beti Ne Maa Sey Pucha Ye Ladkiyan Aise Kyun Khadi Hai..??
Maa K Bolne Se Pehle Hi Auto Wale Ne Bola;-"Ye Sab Raand Hai"
Maa Chup Rahi

Fir Kuch Samay Baad Beti Ne Fir Pucha
Wo Aisa Kyun Karti Hai Fir Auto Wala Bola Ye Sab Chudwaati Hai
Maa Chup Rahi

Fir Kuch Der Baad Ladki Ne Fir Pucha Maa In Ke Bachey
Hotey Hai..?..Wo Kya Kartey Hai
Maa Ne Tapaak Se Kha
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Auto Chalaatey Hai Madarchaod
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Prem Na To Kisi
Shabad
Se Or Na Kisi
Kitaab
Se Parbhashit Kiya Jaa Sakta Hai
Ye To Sirf
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Choad Kr Hi Mehsus Kiya Jaa Sakta Hai
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GF;- Kaisi Lag Rhi Hu
BF;- Nice
GF;- Achey Se Batao Na
BF;- Beautiful
GF;-Arrey Sachi Batao
BF;- Ye Dekh Khada Ho Gaya Mera
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Maine Uske Naram Hotho Ko Choomne Ki Ijjajat
Mangi
Wo Apne Honth Kareeb Laakar
 Boli Pagal Pyaar Me Ijjajat Nhi Mangni Padti

Fir Kya Choad Di Behan Ki L0di
Hamse Dialouge Baaji
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12 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchta Hai
 Ladka;- Aunty Ladkiyo Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Me Bacha
Hota Hai Kya?
Aunty;- Nahi Beta!!
Ladka;- To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na
Faaltu Me Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai
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Kismat Ki Kitaab To Khoobh Likhi Thi
Mere Rabb Ney
..
Bas Wo Hi Panna Gayab Tha Jisme Ch00t Ka Jikar
Tha
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Jo Log Ek Dum Gupt Andhere Me Bhi
Mobile Me Charger Ki Pin Lga Lete Hai
Unka Vevahik Jeevan Sukhad Kat Ta Hai
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Suhaagraat Ki Dusri Subah Khush Hokar Pati
Apni Patni Se Bola

Arey Yaar Tu To Seal Pack Nikli.....Mai
Kis Ka Shukriya Ada Karu...

Patni Sharmaey Huye;- Meri Gaand Ka
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Simat Gya Mera Pyaar Chand
Alfaajo
Mey

Jab Usne Kha Chudna To Hai Magar Tujhse Nahi

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