Wednesday, 10 August 2016

Latest dirty jokes - non veg sms - naughty messages collection

Ek Aadmi Apne Bete K Saath Medical Shop Pr Gaya
Tabhi Uske Bachey Ki Najar Condom K Packet Par Padi
Usne Apne Papa Se Pucha Ki Ye Kya Hai?
Uske Papa Ne Bataya Beta Ye Condom Hai
Ye Safe S*x K  Liye Use Kartey Hai
Bachey Ne Ek Packet Uthaya Or Pucha Papa Isme 3 Condom
Kyu Hai
Papa;-Beta Ye High School Me Padhne Wale Bachon K Liye
Hai Ek Shukarwaar Ek Shaaniwar Ek Ravivaar K Liye

Bete Ne Fir 6 Condom Wala Packet Uthaya Or Pucha
Isme 6 Kyun Hai

Papa;- Beta Ye college K Ladke K Liye Hai
2 Shukarvaar 2 Shanivaar 2 Ravivaar K Liye

Bete Ne Fir 12 Condom Wala Packet Uthaya Or Pucha
Isme 12 Condom Kyu Hai
Papa;-Beta Ye Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyo K Liye Hai
Ek Javary Ek Farvaru Or Ek March....
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Husband;- Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Karni Padegi

Wife;- Ji Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai 17 Ka Hi To
Hua Hai

Husband;- Dekha Nhi Aajkal Kaise Surf Lagakar
Chaddi Dhota Hai Bhosdika
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Girlfriend;-Hey Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho?

BF;-Paise Jod Rha Hu

GF;-Oh Mere New Phone K Liye Paise Jod Rhe Ho
Naa Jaanu, Kitne Achey Ho Tum..

BF;-Teri Maa Ka Bhosda...50 Rupay Ka Note Fatt Gya Hai
Usko Tape Lgakar Jod Rha Hu

Qwater K Liye,,Maa Ki Choot Yahan Daaru K Liye Paise Nhi Hai
Or Gaandmari Ko Phone Chahiye
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Doctor To Female Patient;-You Are Looking So Weak And
Exhausted...Are You Taking 3 Meals In A Day As I Had
Adviced You?

Female Patient;- Uski Maa Ki Ch00t
Where Is Your Compouder Who Typed 3 Males A Day
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Hum Indian Bhi Kitne Touchey Hotey Hai

Jab Ch00t Milne Ki Aasha Maatar Ho


Ussey Pehle Hum Chud@i Ka Position Soch K
3-4 Baar Muth Maaar Lete Hai
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Pathaan Ne Apne Mohhaley Me Ek Admi Ko Khoob Peeta
Baat Panchaiyat Tak Pahuch Gayi
Panchayat Me Tumne Is Aadmi Ko Kyu Peeta?
Paathan;- Ye Aadmi Pure Mohhaley Me Kehta Firta Hai
Achey Kaam Karo Tumhey........
Sarpanch;- Thik Hi To Ke Rha Hai
Ab Pitne Ki Baari Sarpanch Ki Thi
 Oye Tune Sarpanch Ko Kyu Maara
Pathaan Ne Bataya;- Oye Jannat Hamari Begum Ka
Naam Hai
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Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha
Aaj Mai Upar Aasma Nichey...
Yeh SunKar Pathaan Ne Santa Ko Khoob Mara
Santa;- Oye Bhosdike Tune Mujhey Kyu Maara
Pathaan;- Oye Aasma Meri Begum Ka Naam Hai
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Ch00t L*nd Shayari

Randi Bane Jo Naariya Na Unko Chediyo Kabhi
Kuch Kijiye Toofan Thandi Randiyo Hogi Tabhi
Aisi Chudai Kijiye Bura Ho Chakit Muh Khol Dey
Ab Bas Karo Ab Bas Karo Jo Chud Rahi Wo Bol
Dey
Gori Rahe Kaali Rahe Bur Dekh Mat Tu Bhed Sey
Matlab Hamesha Tu Rakhakr Mast Komal Ched Sey
Mai Jhuth To Kehta Nhi Hu Baat Meri Maan Ley
Aanad Dono Miley Hai Choadkar Ye Jaan Ley
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Ek Baar Ek Medical Representive Apni Biwi K Sath S*x Kar
Raha Tha
Tabhi Achanak Uski Patni Uska Lund Pakadkar Boli Ji Ek Baat
Puchu, Aap Bura To Nhi Manogey
Medical Representative;- Haan Pucho
Patni;- Ye Lund Aapka Hi Hai Naa
Medical Representative;- Han Bilkul Aisa Kyu Pucha
Patni;- Ji Kyunki Medical Representive K Paas To Sample
Hi Hotey Hai
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