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Aur Uss Behen Ki Laudi Ne Poori Rate-List Hi Thama Di.

Kameez Utaarne Ke Rs.50.

Salwar Utaarne Ke Rs.90.

Bra Utaarne Ke Rs.150.

Panty Utaarne Ke Rs.350.

Nange Badan Par Letne Ke Rs.400.

Kiss Karne Ke Rs.300.

Hilaane Ke Rs.500.

N*pple Choosne Ke Rs.800.

Ch00t Chaatne Ke Rs.1000.

Chodne Ke Rs.1500.

Gaand Maarne Ke Rs.1750.

Aur Phir Bhosdi Wali Boli

Sirf Aapke Liye 5%Discount Kyunki Aap Naye Grahak Hai.:p

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