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Saari Shikayto Ka Hisaab Jod kar Rkha Tha

Behan Ki L0di Ney Ch00t Dikhkar Sara Ganit Bigaad

Diya
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Upar Wala To Jodiyan Bnakaer Bhejta Hai

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Lekin Nichey Wale Ghodiyan Bana Lete Hai

(Shree  Mati Sunny Leone)

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Bf:-Kiss Lu?

Gf:-Nhi Lipstick Kharaab Ho Jayegi

Bf:-Ball Dabau?

Gf:-Nhi Bra k Hook Toot Jayengey

BFf:-$ex Karu?

Gf:- Nhi Mc Hai

Bf:-Ab Ye Mat Bolna Loosmotion Hai

Chal Gaand Idhar Kar

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Santa:- Tujhey us Aurat Sey Kyu Maar Padi..?

Banta:- Uski Seat K Nichey Meri Paani Ki

Bottle Padi Thi

Maine Usey Sirf itna Kha Ki

"Bhabhi Tangey Uthao Mujhey Apna Paani Nikalna

Hai"

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Ek Couple Movie Dekhne Gya Theatre Me Bheed

Bahut Jyada Thi

Gf:- Mere Paas Wala Ladka Muth Maar Rha Hai

Bf:- Uski Taraf Mat Dekho

Ignore Karo

GF:- Behan k Lodey

Haath To Mera Use Kar Rha Hai

Ignore Kaise Karu

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Santa M*th Maar Rha Tha

American:-What Are U Doing Man

Santa:- Behan K Lodey This IS Indian Technology I Am

Fuck*ng Your Wife Via WIFI

American Behosh

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Gf:- ye Suhaagraat Pr Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Bas Ye Samjh Lo 3 Number Ki Jooti Me 7 Number

Ka Pair Daalna Padta Hai

Gf:- Fir Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Fir Pair 3 Number ka Or Jooti 7 Number Ki

HO Jaati Hai

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Ek Aadmi Ki Bike Pancture Ho Gyi

Kisi Tarah Wo Use Service Station Par Pahuncha

Or Wahan Jaa kar Pancture Lagane Wale Ladke Ko Bola

"Yaar Bike Ghaseetey Ghaaseetey Gaand Fat Gayi"

Ladka:- Acha Ye Batao Pehle Pancture Kahan Lagau Bike Pe

Ya Gaand Pe

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Santa Truck K Nichey Ladki ko choad Rha Tha

Banta;- Kya Kar Rha Hai ?

Santa;- Truck Thik Kar Rha Hu..

Banta;- Behanchoad Truck To Aadhey Ghantey Pehle 

Hi Chla Gya

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Pati Or Patni Ka Jhagda  Ho Gya

Baat Talaak Tak Pahuch Gayi

Judge:- Tum Apne Pati Se Talaak Kyun Lena  Chahati Ho?

Patni:- Mujhey Iske Saath Nhi Rehna Bas

Judge:- Tumhara Pati To Kabbadi Ka  Champion Hai Naa

Patni:- Wahi To Problem Hai, Karta kuch Nhi Bas Haath Lagakar

Bhaag Jaata Hai
😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Aaj Ka  Gyaan

Agar 2 Mahi;laye ChupChaap Saath Baithi Ho

To Samjho

Dono Chudne K Liye Tadap Rahi Hai

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Aaj Ka Gyaan

Dena Hai L*nd Daan Me

Kya Hai Koi Ch00t Dhyaan Mey

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Chaahat Thi Unke Dil Me Bus Jaane Ki

Kambhaqqat Ney Blouse K Button Hi Nhi Kholey

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Jodiayan Upar Sey Bankar Aati Hai

Matlab Kaam To Dhang Sey Wahan Bhi Nhi Hota

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Kuch Log Selfi Lene K Liye

Haath Itna Lamba Kartey Hai

Ki Chaand Bhi Bol Padta Hai

Bhaai Thoda Sambhaal k Meri

Aankh Mey lag Jayega

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Aaj Ki Ladkiyan Mardo Se Kam Nhi Hai

Par Hume Iska Koi Gum Nhi Hai

Mana Ki Wo Future Me Aasman Tak Jayegi

Magar Raat Ko To Hamare Nichey Hi Aayegi

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Jin Ladkiyo K Baal Hamesha Saaf Rehtey Hai

Darsaral Un Ladkiyo Ki Ch00t Mey

Sabse Jyada Khujli Hoti Hai

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Yu Ton Bhula Diya Hai Tera Diya Har Dard Or Sitam

Lekin Tera L*nd Pe Baithkar Uchlana Aaj Bhi 

Yaad Hai

Feeling 

Jumping Jhapak 

Jumping Jhapak

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Jab Chotey They To Sabse Badi Aafwah Ye Thi

Ki

Raat Mey 12 Bje K Baad Cable Pe BF Aati Hai

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Ek Muthari Ne Baba Raamdev Se Request Ki

Hai

Baba Agar Khada L*nd Ko Bhi Yoga Me Le Lengey

To Hum Longo K Liye Behtar Hota

😃😃😃😃New Jokes Adult non veg

Ye Ankhein Aaj Bhi Us Madarchaod Ko Dhund Rhi

Jisne Kha Tha

Internet Aapka Samay Bachayega

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Ye Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us Haramkhor Ko Dhund Rahi Hai

Jisne Kha Tha

Kitaabo Mey Mor Ka Pankh Rakhne Sey

Vidya Aati Hai

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Mat Dekh Aasmaan Ko Yu Sar Upar Kar K

Kisi Parindey Ney Muh Par Hug Dia

To

Chahton K Laudey Lagg Jaengey

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Wo Aayi Hamari Kabar Par Chali Gyi Moot Key

Esi Bahane Darshan To Ho Gye Unki Ch00t K

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Aaj Ka Gyaan

Duniya Mey 3 Tarah K Jawaab Diye

Jaatey Hai

1 Han

2 Nhi

3 Shayad

Keval Bharat  Mey Chautha Jawab Bhi Diya

Jata Hai

L*nd

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Chud@i Wo Khel Nhi Jo Chotey Dil Wale Khele

Aatma Kaanp Jaati Hai

Peltey Peltey

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Alag Alag Jamane Me Sunny Shabad Ka Matlab

1980 Mey Gavaskar

1990 Mey Deol

2010 Mey Leon

Kaam Teeno Ka Ek Hi Tha

Thukai

Bas Tarika Alag Alag

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Baraat Me Aaya Gandu Se Gandu Baraati Bhi

Yahi Sochta Hai

Ki VadhuPaksh Ki Sabhi Sundar Ladkiyan

Use Hi Taad Rhi Hai

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Meri Saheli  Magzine Ka Parashan

Prashan;- Mai Kunwari Hu Or Garbhvati Ho Gayi Hu

Gharwalon Ko Kaise Batau Kuch Samjh Nhi Aa Rha Hai

Kirpya Uchit Marg Darshan Kare

Best Answer;- Tum Jab Taangey Itni Aasani Se Khol Sakti Ho

To Muh Kyu Nhi

Madarchaod

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Ek Caller Tune Aisi Bhi Honi Chahiye

Ki

Jis Vayakti Se Aap Baat Karna Chahtey Ho

Wo Abhi Sambhog Kar Rha Hai

Kirpya Veerya Girne Tak Partiksha Kare

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Japan Me 5G Ki Launching Chaalu Hai

Or Hamare India Me Kuch Log  Whatsapp

Message 10 Logo Ko Bhejkar

Balance Aane Ka Intejar  Kartey Hai

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आंटी;- अरे बेटा

कितना बड़ा हो गया है 

लड़का;- अरे आंटी,अपने कब देखा ?

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

लड़की;-बस करो ,किसने देख लिया तो 

लड़का ;-कुछ नही होगा तुम बस सीधी रहो और पूरा दिखाओ ,

थोड़ा सा और करने दो 

अगर नही दिखाया तो मैं 

फ़ैल हो जाऊंगा 

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Beti;- Maa Goan Me Group Wale  Aaye Hai?

Maa;- Aandar Aaja Inki Niyat Bahut Kharab Hoti

Hai..

Beti;- Maa Admin Sahab Bhi Hai?

Maa;- To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

लड़का;-मैं तुझे किस करूँगा 

लड़की;-खबरदार मैं शोर मचा दूंगी 

लड़का;- पर यहाँ तो दूर दूर तक कोई नही है 

लड़की;-फिर भी फॉर्मेलिटी तो पूरी करनी पड़ती  है 

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Sunny Leone In Master Chef

Aaj Mai Apko Kele Ka Kofta Banana Sikhta Hu

Sabse Pehle 1 Saaf Kela Ley

Agar Lene Mey Maja Aa Rha Hai To Lete Rahein

Koftey Ki Maa Ka Bhosda....Fir Kabhi Ban Jayega

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Pehle Kiss Karo

Fir Palang Par Leta Do

Phir Chaddi Utar Do

Phir Nichey Haath Lagao

Aur Check Karo Ke

Baby Ne Su Su To Nhi Kiya Hai

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Pappu School Der Se Pahucha

Teacher;-Do U Know Value Of Period

Pappu;-Yes Madam

1 Bar Pados Ki Didi Ko Nhi Hua To Uski Maa Behosh

Baap Ko Attack

Or Mera Bhai Faraar

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Sharma Ji Ki Party Me Dinner Kartey Huye

Verma Ji K Paas Mrs. Sharma Aakr Boli;-Bhaisaab

Apne To Kuch Liya Hi Nhi

Or 1 Chicken Ka Leg Piece Utha Ke Unki Plate Mei Rakh Diya

Party Khatm Hone Pr SharmaJI Ne Verma Ji Se Pucha

"Khaana Kaisa Tha"?

Verma Ji;- Dishes To Sabhi Badiya Thi,

Par End Me Bhabhi Ji Ne Jo

Taang Utha Ke Di Majaa Aa Gya

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Phool Murjhatey Aachey Nhi Lagtey

Aap L*nd Ko Khujatey Achey Nhi Lagtey

Koi To Pata Lo Ab  Meri Jaan

Roj Roj Bathroom Me Hilaatey Achey

Nhi Lagtey

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nhi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend

Ya Boyfriend Ho

Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai

Ki Kisi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Or Dimag Mei

Bana Saake

Aur Phir

Aur Phir

De M*th 

De M*th 

De M*th
De M*th 

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Ek Aadmi Marriage Burea Me Phone Karke Bolta Hai

Mere Dono Haath Or Dono Pair Nhi Hai

Kya Meri Shaadi Ho Sakti Hai?

Lady Operator;- Han Ho Sakta Hai

Lekin Aap Ka Wo To Hai Naa

Aadmi;- Han Usi Se Hi Number Dial Kiya Hai

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages


Jinke Pass Hai

Woh Haath Me Leke Hilaatey Hai

Jinke Pass Nhi Hai

Woh Ungli Daal Ke Kaam Chalatey Hai

Bolo Kya???

Dirty Mind...Tooth Brush

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Dil Todne Ki Saja Nhi Milti

Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nhi Milti

Maal To Bahut Fass Jaatey Hai Mere Dost

Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nhi Milti

😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Santa $ex Kar Rha Tha

Galti Se Peechey Daal Diya

Biwi;-Oh Ji Truck Galat Godaam Me Jaa Rha Hai

Santa;- Ab Bata Rhi Hai Jab Maal Utar Diya
😃😃😃😃latest non veg adult messages

Use Halke Haath Se Chuo

Ab Ungli Andar Dalo

Agar Hole Bada Ho To Teen Ungli

Bhi Daal Saktey Hai

Ab Upar Nichey Ragdo

Is Tarah Se Hota Hai Glass Saaf