Garmi Aa Rhi Hai
Ladkiyan Jahan Khush Hai Ki Ab Bina Swetar K Apne
Faishon Wale Kapde Pehan K Ghoom Sakti Hai
Wahi Madarchaod Ladke Dukhi Hai Bina Jacket K Theke
Se Bottle Kaise Layengey
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Naa Daaru Pe Subsidy
Na Chakne Pe Ch*t
Aise Budget Ki Maa Ki Ch00t
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Naari K Sar Pr Jo Baal Hai
Vahi Mayajaal Hai
Uske Hontho Ka Jo Rass Hai
Wahi Somrass Hai
Uske Seene Pr Jo Aam Hai
Vahi 4 Dhaam Hai
Uske Naabhi K Nichey Jo Vann Hai
Wahi VarindaVann Hai
Or Us Varindavann Me Jo Dawaar Hai
Wahi Haridwar Hai
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Ab Sochey Kya Ho
Jao Or Punya Kamao
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Toofano Me Chatri Kholi Nhi Jaati
Bra Se Pehle Panty Kholi Nhi Jaati
Viagra Khana Shuru Karo Mere Dost
Kyunki Jubaan Or Ungli Se Aurat Chodi
Nhi Jaati
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Arz Kiya Hai
Udti huyi Farak Ko Kaabu Me Rakho
Udti Huyi Faraak Ko Kaabu Me Rakho
Penty Na Pehno To Koi Baat Nhi
Kam Se Kamm Bagicha To Saaf Rakho
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Ek 14 Bacho Ki Maa Ne Apne Bacho Ko Hakk Dilane
K Liye Apne Pati Par Court Case Kar Diya
Judge Ne Pucha;-Veh Tumhey Kab Chaod Kar Gya Tha
Mahila Ne Jawaab Diya;- 13 Saal Pehle
Judge;- Agar Tumhare Pati Ne Tumhey 13 Saal Pehle Chaod
Diya Tha To Fir Ye Itney Saare Bachey Khan Se Aaye
Mahila Ne Jawaab Diya;-Ji Mere Pati Beech Beech Me
Maafi Maangney Aa Jaatey They
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Ek 80 Varsh K Ek Budhey Ne Ek Yuvti Se Vivaah Kar Liya
Kuch Samay Baad Veh Ek Doctor K Paas Gya Or
Us Sey Kha Ki Ussey Lagta Hai Ki Veh Baap Banney Wala Hai
Aadmi Ki Baat Sun Kar Doctor Ne Kha:-Mai Apko Kahani
Sunana Chahta Hu
Ek Bhulkkad Sa Shikaari Shikaar K Liye Jungle Me Gaya,
Vahan Ekaek Uske Saamne Ek Sher Aa Gaya
Usne Apni Bundook Nikali Or Paaya Ki Veh Bundook K Badle Chaata Le
Kar Aaya Hai
Lekin Kuch Or Na Kr Paane Ki Vajah Se Usne Chaatey Ko Hi Sher
Ki Taraf Ghumaya Or Button Daba Diya Dhaany Ki Awaaj Se
Sher Mar Gaya
Budhey Ne Kha;- Asambhav Jaroor Kisi Ne Bugal Se Goli Chalayi
Hogi
Doctor;- Bilkul Sahi
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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho Jaati Hai
To Veh Iski Shikayat Likhwane Jaata Hai
Aadmi;-Sahaab Meri Biwi Gum Ho Gayi Hai,Mujhey Shikayat
Likhwani Hai
Postmaster;- To Bhosdike Yahan Kya Karne Aaya Hai
Ye Post Office Police Station Nhi
Aadmi;- Oh Behanchoad Main Kya Karu Khushi K Maare Kuch
Samajh Nhi Aa Rha Hai Ki Kahan Jau Khan Naa Jau
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BF;-Apni GF Ko Wrist Watch Dete Huye
Jaanu Tum Jab Bhi Aise Baandho Gi Tumhey Meri Yaad Aayegi
GF;-(Khushi Sey);- Thankyou Jaanu Kya Tumhey Itni Mahengi Padi
Main?
BF;-Nhi Rey, Ye Ghadi Dheeli Hai Naa
GF;-Haan,Toh?
BF;- Bas Ye Tujhey Apni Ch00t Ki Yaad Dilati Rahegi
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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hoti Hai Raat Ko Jab Vo
Apne Kamre Me Jaata Hai To Muh Dikhaayi Pe Apni Patni Ko
25 Hajaar Deta Hai Or Kehta Hai
Dulha;- Ye Lo Meri Jaan Tumhare Liye Ek Chota Sa Tohfa
Dulhan;-Itne Saare Paise Dekhtey Hi Gabhraa Jaati Hai
Or Kehti Hai
Jaanu Pura Khaandaan Chode Ge Kya?
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Husband;- Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Karni Padegi
Wife;-Ji Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai 17 Ka Hi To
Hua Hai
Husband;- Dekha Nhi Aajkal Kaise Surf Lagakar
Chaddi Dhota Hai Bhosdika
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Hum Indian Bhi Kitne Touchey Hotey Hai
Jab Ch00t Milne Ki Aasha Maatar Ho
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