Thursday, 11 August 2016

Whatsapp Non veg Funny chutkule

Zindagi Me Ek Baat  Yaad Rakhna
Jaisi Karni

Waisa Plastar
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Sibla Mistri Thekedaar
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This Is One Of The Best Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Calls Up CM Delhi House And Says
"I Want To Be Next CM Of Delhi"

Kejriwaal:- Are u An Idiot?
Santa:- Is It Compulsory?
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Badhti Umar Mey Ishq Ho To, Koi,
Aashcharya Nhi Gaalib
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Puraani Gaindey Hi Reverse Swing Leti Hai
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Jin Chutiye Ko Mohhale Ki Jhaadu Waali
Bhi Line Nhi Maarti

Wo Londey Bhi Aajkal Bike Pe Likha Kar Ghum Rhe Hai
"I Hate Girls"
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Ek Ladke K Proposal Ko Ladki Ne Thukra Diya
To Ladka Ne Kha
Jitna Dimaag Tujhmey Hai
Utna Dimag To Mera Khraab Rehta Hai
Ladki Bhi Badi Madarchoad Thi
Abey Chutiye Jitna Tujhmey Khoon Hai Na
Utna To Har Mahine Period Me Nikal Deti Hu
Vakiye Me Ladkiyan Madarchoad Ho Gayi AHai
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Boy:- GM Jaanu
Girl:- Haan...
Boy:- Jaanu GM Ka Reply GM Hota
Hai....
Girl:- Ohh Sorry Baaabu Mujhey
Laga Tum Puch Rhe Ho...
Gaand Marwaoogi..
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Sabhi Mitron Ko Suchit Kiya Jata Hai
Ki Turant Thana Civil Line Me Pahuchey
Admin Holi K Gubaare Bananey K Liye Sarkari
Hospital Se Condom Churaatey Pakada Gaya
Hadd Hai Yaar Admin Sahab Sudhar Jao
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Pati Gaana Gaa Rha Tha
Main Duniya Hila Dunga Teri Chahat Mey
Patni;- Rehne Do Raat Ko Khatiya To Hila Nhi Paatey
Duniya Kya Khaak Hilaogey
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Boy;- Dadaji Ap Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Dadaji;- Beta Itihaas
Boy;-Ye To Kaamsutra Ki Kitaab Lag Rahi Hai
Dadaji;- Abey Lodey Mere  Liye To Ab Ye
Itihaas Hi Hai Naa
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Baba $ex  Tablet Bech Rha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba 2 Goli Lega
2 Feet  Lega
Pappu;-10 Goli Lega To?
Baba;- Madarchoad Ladki Chodega Ya Boring Khodega
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Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Ek Hi Bistar Par Soye  Huye They
Ladke Ka $ex Ka Mann Hua Usne Ladki Sey Pucha
Kya Hum Apna Umeedwar  Aapke Ilaake Me Khada Kar Saktey
Hai
Ladki Ne Gussey Se Mna Kar Diya
Ladka Palat Gya Or So Gya
Kuch Der Baad Ladki Boli
"Kya Aap Apna Umeedwar Hamare Illake Me Khad Karna
Chahtey Ho?"
Ladka;- Ab Koi Jarurat Nhi Mere Umeedwar Ne Haath K Saath
Gadbandhan Kar Liya Hai
Har Haath Sakhti Har Haath Taraki
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Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai
Aamir Khan
Nanga Hokar Kaam Kar Rha Hai
Sunny Leone
Kapde Pehan Kar
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Diner Table Pr Aadmi Apne Bete Sey Bola
Beta Gajar Khaa Lamba Hoga
Kitchen Se Uski ma Boli;- Aap Bhi Khaiye Naa
Bilkul Shakahari Joke Baaki Jiski Jaisi Soch
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Safalta Hetu Chunotiyo K Saath Saath
Chutiyo Se Bhi Niptana Sikhaiye
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.Ye Chanakya Ne Ruff Copy Me Likha Tha
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Sar Pe Bomb Rakhengey
To Pehle Sar Fatega Ya Bomb?

Chinese- Sar Fatega
American-Pehle Bomb Fatega

Indian;- Abey Chutiya Pehle Gaand
Fategi Gaand
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Auto Me Baithne K Baad
Ladkiyan Bheed Ko Dekh Kar Aise Attitude Dikhaati Hai
Maano Unki Luxuary Car Panchar
Ho Gayi Hai
Isliye Unhey
Auto Se Jaana Pad Rha Ho!!
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Hamare Yaha K Aadmi Ladtey Samay
Pehle To Bolta Hai
Teri Maa Ki Ch00t Tu Haath Lga Kar Bta
Baad Me Bolta Hai
Teri Bhen Ki Ch00t Tune Haath Kaise Lagaya
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Kisi Ne Mujhsey Pucha;-Tum Itne Khush Kaise Reh Lete Ho?
Maine Kha;-
Jaa Naa Bhosdike Apna Kaam Kar
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Itni Hassen Dp Naa Lagaya Karo Jaaneman
Ye Dil To Samjh Jaata Hai
Par Ustaad Ko Samjhaane Me
Haatho Ki Maa Chud Jaati Hai
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Ladka Or Ladki Raat Whatsapp Pr Baatein Kar Rhe They
Ladki;- Chal Bye Mummy Chilla Rhi Hai

Ladka;- Papa Ko Bol Dhirrey Dheerey Kare
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Girlfreind;-Ye Sunny Leone Kon Hai?
BF;- Ye Sunny Leone Ka Istri Roop Hai
Iske Bhi Dhai Dhai Killo Key Hai

Jinko Dekhne K Baad

Aadmi Uthta Nhi
Aadmi Ka Utha Jata Hai
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Admin Ne Naukari Choad Kar Photo State Ki
Dukaan Khol Li
Dost Ne Pucha To Bola;- Yaar Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai
Jab Koi Ladki Aakar Kehti Hai
"Aagey Pichey Dono Taraf Karna"

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