Sunday, 4 September 2016

Best Non Veg Jokes - Dirty Jokes In Hindi - Adult Jokes

Aajam Khan Ka Bayaan

Hum Gareeb Hai Is
Liye Jayada Bahey Paida Kartey Hai

Arey Bhaya...
Gareeb Ho To Mehnat  Jameen Pe Karo
Palang Pe Kaahe Jor Dikha Rhey Ho
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Ladkiyan Gaali Galaoj Karne Me Bhi  Ladko Se Kamm Nhi Hai

Lekin
Ek Aisi Gaali Jo Ladki Kabhi Bhi Istemaal Nahi
Kar Sakti
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Muh Me Le Ley Mera
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Jeeto Ne Santa Ko Suhaagraat Pe 100
Wala Ek Packet Gift Kiya

Jeeto Ko Nangi  Awastha Me Palang Pr
Santa Bathroom Me Ghus Gya

Kaafi Samay Guzar Jaane K Baad Jab Santa
Bahar Nhi Aaya To Jeeto Ne Usey Awaaj Lga
Kar Pucha"Suno Ji Khan Reh Gye Jaldi Karo"

Santa;- Bas 2 Minute Or 97 Chada Liye Hai
Ab Sirf 3 Baaki Hai
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Ek Baar Santa Apni GF k Saath Ek Park Me Baitha
Tha Wahan  Baithey Baithye Santa Ko Tharak Chad Gayi
To Vo Apni Girlfriend K B00bs Chusne Laga

Kuch Der Tak To Ladki Kuch Nahi Boli
Parantu Thodi Der Baad Usey Bhi Tharak Chad Gayi
To Wo Bhi Rumaani Aawaj Me Pucha

"Iske Alawa Bhi Tumhey Kuch Chahiye Kya"

Ladki Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Thodi Der Tak To
Chup Rha Fir Bola

Agar Dhoodh K Saath 2-3 Bisciut Mil Jaatey To
Maja Aa Jata
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Sunny Leone Mar Gayi

To Uski Kabar Pe Imraan Hashmi
Aaya
Or
Bahut
Hasne Lga
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Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha,.Aap Hass Kyun Rahey Ho

Imraan;-"Kamini Life Me Pehli Baar Akeli Soyi Hai"
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Patni;- Tum Mere Saath KarvaChauth Ka Vart Rakhogey Na
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Pati;-Maine Kabhi Kha Tum Mere Saath Daaru Peene Chalo
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Ek Muskurata Hua Bacha Paida Hua
Nurse;- Kyon Hass Rahe Ho

Bachey Ne Muthi Kholi Or I-Pill Ki Goli Dikhaatey
Huye Bola

Don Ko Rokna Mushkil Hi Nhi Na Mumkin Hai
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Banta Apne Khoon Ki Jaanch Karane K Liye Hospital Gya Hua Tha

Santa Bhi Apne Peshaab Ka Test Karane Usi Hospital
Me Chala Gaya

Jab Santa Hospital Pahucha To Usne Dekha Ki Banta Hospital K Bahar
Baitha Hai

Santa Ne Pucha" Kya Hua. Kyon Ro Rahe Ho"?

Banta Mai Khoon Ki Jaanch Karane Aaya Tha

Santa;- To Dar Gya Kya?
Banta;- Arey Nahi Unhone Ne Meri Ungli Kaat K Khoon Nikala

Ab Yeh Sunkar  Santa Bhi Jor Jor K Rone Lga
Fir Banta Ne Pucha Us Sey:- Ab Kya Hua Tu Kyo Rone Laga

Santa;- Arey Main Peshaab Ki Jaanch Karwane Aaye Tha
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Ek Shaadi Me Dj Pr Gana Chal Rha Tha
Jisko Dance Nhi Karna Wo Jaakar Apni Bhains Charaye

Pati Patni Sey;- Aa Darling Khana Khaatey Hai
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Pati;-Tum Meri Film Me Kaam Karogi
Patni;- Haan Haan Jaroor Bataoa Kya Seen Hai

Pati;- Tumhey Dheere Dheere Talab Sey Bahra Ana Hai

Patni;- Acha To Film Ka Naam Kya Hai
Pati;- "Gayi Bhains Paani Me"
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Zindagi Mogli
Shaktimaan
Chandarkamnt
Sachin-Sehwag
Oe WWE Hotey
Huye
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Kab Sunny Leone Tak Pahuch Gayi Pta Hi Nhi Chla
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2 Minute Ka Mon Un  Logo K Liye
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Jo Freedom 251 Book Karane K Liye
 Subah 6 Bje Uth Gaye They Or Abhi Bhi Koshish Kar Rahe Hai
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251 Rupay Ka Lifafa Kabhi Bhara Nahi Or
251 Rupay Me Mobile Chahiye Sabko
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Teacher;-Bacho Batao Ghar Ghar Me Sochalaya Hone Se Kya
Kya Laabh Hua Hai
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Bacha;- Sir Ghar Se Door Nahi Jana Padta Hai
Teacher;- Saabash Or Kya Faiyde Hai
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Bacha;- Or Aagey Nahi Sarkana Padta

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