Comedy Non veg Funniest Sms, Text, Mssages

Agar Medical Store Pr

Koi customer Dara hau Ho

Or

Apne Sey Baad Me

Aaye Customer Ko Samaan Lene De Rha Hai

To Samjh Jao Ki Wo

Condom Lene Aaya Hai

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Koi Bukha mar rha hai

Kisi Cheej Ka  nhi chakh paata

or yahan Bhenchoad ch00t k chakkar me

Condom K Kitne Flavoure Bna Dale

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Sita Sey Pyaar Kiya To Ram Ban Gaye

Radha Sey Pyaar Kiya To Shyaam Ban Gaye

Jabardasti Pyaar Kiya To Aasharam Bana Gye

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Sunny Leone Ne  Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal

De K Kha

Mere Liye 3 Dress Bna Dena

Ab Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho

Madam Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu

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Nawab Biwi Sey $ex Kartey Kartey

Achanak Ek Haath Upar Kar K Gol Gol

Ghumane Lga

Biwi;- Ye Kya Kar Rahey Ho

Nawab;- Chalo Begum Ab Palat Jao

Humne Power Play Le Liya Hai

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 Kaisa Lagta Hai Jab

Jindagi Ney Aapki Gaand Pr Chotarfa

Hamla Bol Rakha Ho Or Ek Behan Ka Loda

Aa k Kahe

 Bhosdike Zindgi K Asli Maje To Tu Ley Rha Hai

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Bharat Mey Medical Store Pr Jakar

Condom Mang Kar Dekhiye

Bagal Me Khade Log Aapki Taraf

Aisi Nigah Sey Dekhte Hai Ki Jaise

Aap

Unki Hi Gaand Marne Wale Hai

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  Ek Aadmi Ek Andhi Ladki Ko Choad  Rha Tha

Andhi Ladki Ney Aadmi K Nhey Haath Daal

K Tatolaa Or Pucha

Ye Kya Hai?

 Aadmi;- Ye Tattey Hai

Andhi Ladki;-Kya isey Choot Me Nahi

Dalogey

Aadmi;- Nhi, Ye To Bahar Hi Latkengey

Andhi Ladki;- Dekho Jo Kuch Dalna Hai Pura Dalna

Andhi Ka Hakk Na Marna

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Kitni Baar Chodega Apni Gharwali

Ek Baar To Ley Aa Usey  Manali

........Himachal  Pradesh......

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Ladka;- Darling Kal Raat Ko

Chaodne K Baad Tumne Tumne Chwing gum

Mere Muh Mey Daali Thi To Mujhe Bahut Acha Lga

....

Ladki;- Bhosdike O Chwing Gum Nahi

Tumhara Condom Tha

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 Agar Ek Taraf Nanga Ladka Leta Ho

Or

Dusri Taraf Nangi Ladki Leti Huyi Hai

Or Beech Me Aap Lete Huye Ho

To Batao

Tum Kis Taraf Gaand Karogey

Haso Mat Batao

Maal Pyaari Hai Ya Gaand

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Pinki;-Agar Main Ek Ladke Ko Kiss Karu To Kya Hoga

Aasaraam;- Narak Me Jaogi

Pinki;- Agar Aapko Kiss Karu To

Baba Aassaram;- Chalaak Ladki Swarg Me Jana Chahati Ho

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 Girlfriend Kal Maine Sapne Me L*nd Ka

Mela Dekha

Pappu;-Mera Bhi Tha???

GF;-Kone Me Chota Sa Latak Rha Tha

Pappu;- Maine Bhi Ch00t Ka Mela Dekha

GF;-Meri Thi

Pappu;- Usi Me To Mela Lga Tha

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Jeevan Me Itna Aagey Badho Itna Aagey Badho

Ki Aagey Wala Puchey Gaand Me Ghusega Kya Bhosdi K

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 Ek Ladki Chatta Thik Karwane Gayi

Dukaandaar;- Upar Ka Kapda Utarna Padega

Or Nichey Danda Dalna Padega

Ladki;- Jo Marji Karo Bas Paani Andar Nhi Girna Chahiy

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Judge Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari

Pathaan(Khush Hokar);-Judge Sahab,

Inspector  Sahab Ne Kha Tha  Hathyaar Daal Do

Wallah Humne Daal Diya

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Pathaan Paanch Rupay Dena

Sindhi;-Daayi Jeb Sey Le Lo

Pathaan Ney Jeb Me Haath Dala To Jeb Fati Thi Or

L*nd Haath Me Aa Gya

Pathaan;-Nahi Hai

Sidhi;- Baayi Jeb Sey Le Ley

Pathaan Ney Jab Jeb Me Haath Dala To

Jeb Fati Thi Or L*nd Haath Me Aa Gya

Pathaan Gusey Sey;- Bhenchoad Rupaya Ek Bhi Nhi Hai

L*nd Do Do Rakhey Hai

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Pappu;-Apni Teacher Sey "Mere Papa

Har Roj Meri Mummy Se Jhagda Kartey Hai"

Teacher;-Kon Hai Tumhare Papa

Pappu;-Isi Baat Pr To Jhagad Hota Hai

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Mujhey Fursat Hi Khan Hai Ki Mai Takdir Ka Likha

Dekhu

Bas Logo Ki Gaand Jalti Dekh Kar Samjh Jata Hu

Ki

Meri Taqdeer Buland Hai

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Bharat Me 3 Kisam K Mill Bahut Parsidh Hai

1 Sugar Mill

2 Kapda Mill

3 Bhenchoad Tu Bahar Mil

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Ek Aisi Cheez Bta Jo Hai Teri Lekin Hamesha

Dusri Hi Lete Hai?????

??????

Tera Naam

Yaar Tu Gaand Samjh Rha Tha Na,,, Ab Chaod Dey Ye Gaandpanthi..

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Hum Gaye They Unko Manane K Liye Wo

Khafa Lage They Humne Khafa Hi Rehne

Diya

Arthaat

Kavita  in Panktiyo Me Kavi Apni Premika Se Keh Rha Hai

"Maa Chuda"

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Kabristaan Mey Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi

Use Dafnane K Liye Jab Kabar Me Litaya Gya To Kabar

Band Nhi Ho Rhi Thi

To Kabristaan Walo Ne Uski Patni Ko Bola"Aapk Pati Ka L*nd

Khada Hua Hai Jis Karan Kabar Band Nhi Ho Rhi Hai

Patni(Gussey Sey);- Kaat Ke Uski Gaand Me De Do

Kyunki

Waise Bhi Pure Shehar Me Basi Yehi Ek Gaand Bachi Thi Jo

Isne Nhi Maari Thi

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 Ek Baar Ek Shikaari Jungle Mey Shikaar Karne Gya

Lekin Waha Usey Koi Bhi Shikaar Naa Mila To Wo Ek

Ped K Nichey Baith Kar Muth Marne Laga

Itne Me Waha Se  Ek Bandar Gujra Or Usne Shikari Ko

Muth Maartey Dekha Wo Jaldi Sey Baaki Janwaro K Paas

Gaya Or Chilaane Lga

Bhaggo, Jaldi Sey Jungle Me Bahut Bada Shikaari Aaya Hua Hai

Usne Pta Nahi Kitni Daffa Load Kr Liya Hai

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Banta;- Ladkiyo K Urine Me Ladko K Urine Sey Jyada Badboo

Kyu Aati Hai

Santa;- Kyunki Ladkiyo Mey Ladko

Ki Tarah Nichey 2 Feenayal Ki Goliyan

Nhi Hoti

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Nayi Secretary;-Boss Mujhey Roj Kitne Ghantey Baithne Padega

Boss;-Khud Hi Soch Lo

Mere Cabin Me 10 Ghantey Baithogi

Or Mere Ghantey Pr 1O Minute

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GF;-Lulli kisi Kehtey Hai

Pappu;-Koi Lambi Koi Choti Koi Patli Koi Sakhat Koi Naram

GF(Hastey Huye);-Lagta Hai Sari Umar Gaand Hi Marvayi Hai Tune

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Aisi Kon C Cheez Hai Jis Ke Fatne  Ki Aawaz Nhi Aati??

???

Dhoodh

Waise Aap Bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai