Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath
Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.
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Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena
Hai.
Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.
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A girl was handling Pappu’s cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she asked, Ye Kya Hai
Pappu???
Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain…
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Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha.
Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath
Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?
Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai,
Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta
Hoon.
Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke
Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh
Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai……………….
Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas…
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Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil
Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain ‘Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono
Side Se Kar Do…’
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Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna
Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai?
Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka
Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise……
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Pappu First Time Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya. Par Wahan
Jakar Bhul Gaya Ki Condom Maangna Hai. Usko Condom Word Yaad Nahin Aa Raha Tha.
Kaafi Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Pappu Ne Zip Khol Ke Kaha: O Yaar, Iska Body Cover
De Do!!!
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Maths Teacher: Pappu Tere Paasd 6 Lollipops Hain, 2 Rinku Ko
Diye, 3 Pinku Ko Diye, 1 Raju Ko Diya Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Ghanta Bacha! Woh Aap Choos Lena…
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Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue
Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa…!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne
Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko ‘Defective Condoms’ Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein
Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi…
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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath $ex Kar Raha Tha.
Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know… Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Girlfriend: KYA?
Ladka: Ghabrao Mat… Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight
Karni Thi…!!!
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Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe:
Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana!
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Judge Hearing a divorce case.
Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye?
Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed.
Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai???
Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti
Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote…
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Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta
Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala…
Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai
Male Brain:
96% – Leni hai…
1% – Kaise Leni Hai…
1% – Kiski Leni Hai…
1% – Kab Leni hai…
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A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian
wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian… have you seen a black snowman!
Get me another one.
She gets a Santa suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black
Santa! Get another suit!
Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.
Negro: What am I to do with this?
Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!
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Teacher $ex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thia.
Teacher: $ex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai
Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle $ex Kiya Hua Tha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Mam, Polythene Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki
Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?
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Shadi Hui, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Pehla Bachcha Hua, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Dusra Bachcha Hua, Phir Mithai Bati;
5 Saal Baad, Bachchon Ka School Admission Karwane Gaya, Donation
2 Lac+ Fees 1,50,000;
Aadmi Ghar Aakar Khub Roya Toh Biwi Boli: Janu Meri Phati Toh
Khub Mithaai Baati, Khud Ki Phati Toh Rona Aa Gaya???
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