Latest Kapil Sharma - Baba Ji ka Thullu Funny Sms Joke Msg

Palak : Ptaa hai
Kapil : to aeise thodi chalega batao mere liye gift me kya laayi ho.
Palak : Ek khas chij hai jise na tumne dekhi hogi na dekhoge…
Kapil : batao na kya hai !!
Palak : Babaji Ka Thullu…
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 


Exam ke time par sab padhte hai banke ullu,
wah wah…
Exam ke time par sab padhte hai banke ullu,
baad me milta hai to sirf aur sirf,
Babaji ka Thullu…
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Arz kiya hai mujh se breack up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
wah wah…
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Mene to dusari patali tuje kya mila…
Babaji ka thullu…
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 


Congress ne soch ke rakha tha…
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Fir Jit jayenge aur desh ko banayenge ullu..
par vote ki jagar milaa
Babaji ka thullu…
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 


Salman Khan : Revital mein 15 saalon se kha rhaa hu..
Kapil : Saadi to hui nahi. Katrina ko Ranbir le gaya.
Tuje revital kha ke kya mila ??
Babaji ka Thullu…
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!
Kapil Sharma chutkule whatsapp Sms 

Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

If Gutthi Introduces Engg. in
Comedy Nights...
Gutthi - Palak Palak - Engg Engg. - Exams Exams -
difficult , Difficult - Back, Back - Another Attempt, Another Attempt - Jan, Jan - Aug , Aug - Jan , Jan - Aug ! Aur Phir Baba Ji Ka Thullu...
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu...,,
Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu...,, _ _ _ _ _
Maine to naye ptta le,, tumhae kya mila
"Baba Ji Ka Thullu" :-P ;-) B-)
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

What OTherz ThInK Of Meh is NON Of uAh busSiness nD whaT oTherzz ThInK oF uH is nOT Uah busSinEss to be mIndeD ...... '' BABA JI kA THUllU '' :P :P :D :D :D #AtTitUde
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila???
"BABA JI KA THULLU" :D :P
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Hum Exams ke liye itna padhte hein
itna yaad karte hein . itna likhte hein . itna paper waste karte hein . itna ink waste karte hein . Aur results mein hame kya milta hai .
''BABA JI KA THULLU''
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko bana ke ullu

aur badle mein use kya mila BABA JI KA THULLU :P
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Gutthi - Cricket
Cricket - Match
Match - Team
Team - India
India - Australia
Australia - Bada Score
Bada Score - India
India - Aasan Jeet
Asaan Jeet - Khushi
Khushi - Sidhu Pajji
Sidhu Pajji - Thoko Taali
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
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..
...
359 runs bana ke bhi kya mila - BABAJI KA THULLU!!!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Raat ko jaagta hai ullu
Raat ko jaagta hai ullu…

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Neeche kya dhund rahe ho?
Babaji ka thullu??
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Aap FB pe kisi ladki ki post pe comment karte hain..
“ADD ME, I want to be your friend baby”
aur sochte hain ki ladki aapko add karegi..
But aapko kya milta hai?

Babaji ka thullu!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Bachcha Engineering college join karta hai
Sochta hai ki wo maze karega… ladkiya patayega..
Usse kya milta hai?
Babaji Ka Thullu!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…

Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…

Na chah kar bhi hamein kya mila?
Babaji ka thullu!
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 

Bande ko uski Girlfriend mein Rab dikhta hai
Gharwale ko uski biwi mein dikhata hai Babaji ka thullu
Kapil Sharma Babaji ka thullu Sms 


Boy: Hey

Girl: Hi, today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words!

Boy: Really, tell me fast

Girl: Babaji ka thullu… :-D