Latest Kapil Sharma Non veg Adult Jokes

Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3
magical
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Boy- Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them!
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Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu !!!

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Boy –  rat ka kya plan h ?? .
Girl –  nothing , just night with kapil !!
Boy –   kya????
Girl –  opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil ..
Boy –   -_-

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil apni Aunty ko unke ghar chorhne gaya .
Aunty ne bola – Beta raat bohot ho gai hai, tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.! .
Kapil bola – nahi Aunty me yahin SOFA par so jaunga
Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar ladki CHAI / TEA le kar aai
Kapil – Aap kaun ho…….?
Ladki – Me BITTU. Aap kaun…..??
Kapil – Mai saala uLLu ka pattha.

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil Sharma

Arz kiya hai…

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

wah wah !!

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil: kitne paise huye?

Auto driver: 50 Rs..

Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs

Auto driver: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. baaki ke 25 kaun dega ???

Kapil: Waah beta ! mujhse hoshiyaari ! ..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.
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Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar
padi aur
nikaal diya gya…
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BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim
Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?
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Kapil – To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil Sharma –
“aur koi bhaai bandhu jo,
koi sawaal puchna chahta hai” ?
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actually means – “aur koi bhaai
bandhu jo apni bezzati karwaana
chahta hai”… ?

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes

Arz kiya hai…

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

wah wah !!

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…