Top 10 Latest Non Veg Chutkule Jokes Collection

Latest Non Veg Hindi Jokes SMS

Ajkal ke ladko ke Non veg Jokes

Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska color or no. yaad hai?

Boy: Wo to yaad nahi,

Lekin chalane wali ladki ke

Shirt ke 2 buttons khule the,

Bra black color ki thi,

Size 36? hoga.
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Minister (Politicians) Non Veg Jokes

Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao,kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?

WIFE: 3 Baar,

MINISTER: kab kab?

Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Dr.K Pas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gayi thi,

Minister: Aur kab?

Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 76 MLAs kam the..!
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Ladkiyon ke Non veg Jokes

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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Boys vs Girls double meaning jokes

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..

Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai…

to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?

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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..
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Santa aur Doctor ke non veg jokes

Ek din Santa subha subha Rote hoye doctor ke pass pahucha.

Santa: Doctor Saab, maine kal raat ek Gasti ke sath S*X kiya tha.

Doctor: Achcha! to fir?

Santa: Ab mujhe peshab nahi Aa raha…

Doctor ne checkup kiya aur bola –

Doctor: Saale BC….peshab karne se pehle C * N D* M to utar leta..
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Funny kids vs Teacher Non Veg Jokes

Teacher class mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari pe ek sentance banao”

1 Baccha bola: “Madam Ji, Agar apke blouse Ke 4 me Se 3 buttons tut jaye, to sari “Jimmedari” Sirf ek button par hogi.“
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Santa Ke Non Veg Jokes

Santa apni wife ke sath S * X karne laga to wife ne usko bola

Wife: “Sunoji, aap is C O N D O M se 15v Baar kar rahe ho, Ab Bas bhi karo.”
Santa: Oye, Tu pagal ho gayi hai kya?
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Ispe Expiry date to August 2016 hai“
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Kallu vs Teacher non veg funny hindi jokes

Lady teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 fruits ke naam batao?

Kallu :

2 Aapke Tarbooz

2 Pooja ke Amrood

2 Shanti ke Aam

2 Priya ke Santre

2 Anchal ke Nimboo

aur….

1 Mera Kela

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Government Employee Non Veg Chutkule

Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya.

Interviewer – Aapki koi majburi to nahi?

Aadmi: Ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan

meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!

Interviewer: Ye to koi problem nahi…Monday se aap join kare.

Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.

Aadmi: Aisa kyun?

Interviewer: Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,

bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai

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Double meaning Gay Jokes

Jab se Mardo ko aapas mein pyar karne ki permission mili hai,

Tab se Tailor log ek naya sawal karne lage hai.

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Sir, aapki pant mein Zip aage lagani hai ya Peeche?