Very hot latest adult sexy non veg jokes for whats up for girlfriend

Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.

Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

A girl was handling Pappu’s c0ck for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu???
Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha.
Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?

Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.

Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai……………….

Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain ‘Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono Side Se Kar Do…’
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai?
Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise……
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Pappu First Time Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya. Par Wahan Jakar Bhul Gaya Ki Condom Maangna Hai. Usko Condom Word Yaad Nahin Aa Raha Tha. Kaafi Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Pappu Ne Zip Khol Ke Kaha: O Yaar, Iska Body Cover De Do!!!
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Maths Teacher: Pappu Tere Paasd 6 Lollipops Hain, 2 Rinku Ko Diye, 3 Pinku Ko Diye, 1 Raju Ko Diya Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Ghanta Bacha! Woh Aap Choos Lena…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa…!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko ‘Defective Condoms’ Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know… Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Girlfriend: KYA?
Ladka: Ghabrao Mat… Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi…!!!
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe:
Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana!
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Judge Hearing a divorce case.
Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye?
Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed.
Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai???
Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala…

Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% – Leni hai…
1% – Kaise Leni Hai…
1% – Kiski Leni Hai…
1% – Kab Leni hai…
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.

Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian… have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

She gets a Santa suit.

Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!

Wife, gets piss*d and brings a bamboo stick.

Negro: What am I to do with this?

Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Teacher $ex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thia.

Teacher: $ex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.

Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle $ex Kiya Hua Tha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.

Mam, Polythene Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?
😃😃😃😃Sexy Non veg jokes

Shadi Hui, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Pehla Bachcha Hua, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Dusra Bachcha Hua, Phir Mithai Bati;
5 Saal Baad, Bachchon Ka School Admission Karwane Gaya, Donation 2 Lac+ Fees 1,50,000;
Aadmi Ghar Aakar Khub Roya Toh Biwi Boli: Janu Meri Phati Toh Khub Mithaai Baati, Khud Ki Phati Toh Rona Aa Gaya???