Whatsapp Funny - Non veg Jokes In Dirty Language

Table Pr Daaru, Namkeen or Gilaas Rakho

Daaru Ko Gilaas Mey Dalo,Ek Sip Lo Namkeen Khaye

Aisa 10  Kare Fir Dheere Sey Apne  Sir Ko Jhukao

 Or Dono Haath Sir K Pichey Rakh Kar Aankhein

Band Kar K Jor Sey Bolo Maa Chudaye Duniya Daari

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Ek Marwaadi Har Haftey Kothey Pr Jaa

Kar Rate Pta Karta Tha

Dost;- Tumhey Karna To Kuch Nhi Hota

To Har Haftey Ja Kar Rate Kyon Pta Krtey Ho?

Marwaadi;- Yeh Dekhne K Liye Ki Biwi Mahengi

To Nhi Pad Rahi Hai..

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Teacher;-Isko English Me Badlo

Ladki Kapde Pehan Chuki Thi

Students;- Oh Shit We Are Late

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Ek Ladki Dentist K Paas Gyi

Apni Shirt Utari, Bra Utari Or Kursi Pr Baithkar Boli

Doctor Daant Nikalna Hai

Doctor;-Lekin Us K Liye Shirt Or Bra Utaarne Ki Kya

Jarurat Thi

Ladki;- Daant Nipal Me Fasa Hai Jaldi Karo

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Ek Budhi Ladki Sey Pyaar Kartey Kartey

Kaapne Lga

Ladki;-Kya Hua?

Budha;- Pta Nhi Paani Niklene Wala Hai

Ya Aatma

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Chidiya Ghar Me Ek Bacha Haathi K Guptaang Dekh Kar Bola

Mummy Ye Kya Hai

Mummy;-Kuch Nhi Beta, Yeh Sun Kar Baap Bola

Mujhey Pta Tha, Teri Maa K Liye Ye Kuch Bhi Nhi Hai

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Gabbar;-6 Goli Or Aadmi 3 Bahut Nainsaafi Hai

Sambha;- Sardaar Chutiya Mat Banao

Koi Nainsaafi Nhi Hai 3 Aadmi Ki 6 Hi Goliyan Hoti Hai

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Ladki;Aapke Khet K Tamatar Itne Laal Kaise Hai

Ladka;- Nanga Ho kar Paani Deta Hu, To Sharm Se

Laal Ho Jaate Ho

Ladki(Agle Din);-Maine Bhi Nange Ho Kar Tamatar Ko

Paani Diya Woh Laal Huye Nhi Par Kheere Lambey Ho

Gaye Hai

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Talaak K Baad Pati Patni Apna

Apna Samaan Alag Alag Kr Rhey They

Pati;-Bra Dete Huye, Ye Lo Tumhara Dhoodh Ka Dhakkan

Patni;-UnderWear Deti Huyi,Yeh Lo Gurdey ka Kafan

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Ek Aurat Pyaar Karne K Waqt Alag Alag Shabad Bolti Hai

Naukraani Jaldi Karo Sahab Ji Malkin Aa Jayegi

Padosan;-Dheere Kao Kahi Awaz Bahar Na Chali Jaye

Premika;- Thoda Or Karo

Patni;-Pankha Bahut Ganda HoGya Hai

Kal Saaf Karungi

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Ladki Apni Maa Se;- Jo Apne Bed Diya Hai Woh Lambai

Mey Chota Hai

Maa;- Tum Ab Bta Rahi Ho

Ladki;- Taangey  Jo Ab Sidhi Huyi Hai

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Ladki;- Doctor Mere Hontho Pr Choat Lag Gayi Hai

Doctor;- Choat Kaise Lagi

Ladki;- Mai Kiss Karne Lagi To Usne Sharm K Maare

Usne Jip Band Kr Li

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Chota Bacha Apne Maa Sey;- Maa Mujhey Susu Lga Hai, Jaldi Sey

Meri Pent Utaro

Maa;-Hey Bhagwaan Yeh Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Din Mey Iski Pent Utaro Or Raat Ko Is Ke Baap Ki

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Ek Ladki 1000 Ka Note Le Kar Bank Me Jama Karwani Gyi

Manager;- Yeh Note To Nakli Hai

Ladki;- Iska Matlab Mera Rape Ho Gya

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Ek Admi Baar Me Gya

Aadmi;- Ek Vodka Please

Bartender;- 5 Rupay

Aadmi;-Kya Itna Sasta...Ek Plate Kabaab Bhi Milega

Bartender;-10 Rupay

Aadmi;-Wah Itna Sasta Kaisa?

Kya Main Yaha K Bartender Sey Mil Skta Hu

Baartender;-Wo Meri GF K Saath Busy Hai

Aadmi;-Wo Tumhari GF K Saath Kya Kar Rha Hai

Bartender;- Jo Mai Uske Buisness K Sath Kar Rha Hu

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Aamir Aadmi Garib Aadmi Sey $ex  Maja Hai Ya Mehnat

Garib Aadmi maja Hi Hoga.. Mehnat Hoti To Aap Humse Hi

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