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Rakhi Jokes 2016 | Comedy Adult Raksha Bandhan Jokes For BF, GF Frnds. Hello guys hope you all are doing very good. And wishing you all a very happy raksha bandhan 18August 2016. Here we will be discussing funny Rakhi chutkula, naught raksha bandhan poems, best Rakhi jokes 2016 for adult friends, happy rakhi funny comedy jokes for girlfriend, funny rakhi essay 2016, list of raksha bandhan jokes for a friend etc. I hope you will like it. As every one knows that august is a moth of festival and everyone is going to have a lots of fun so for that we have got some amazing lines wishes messages,sms,whatsapp jokes for you. As rakhi is celebrated in between Sister and Brother and for that our best friends always makes fun of us by teasing by taking our crush names. So in this we will help out your friends to make fun of yours. HAHAHA !. I was just kidding . So are you ready now to check out the latest funny,sms,status, quotes messages, great naughty sms, new chutkule for the festival of raksha bandhan 2016 for your best buddies

Raksha Bandhan Funniest Jokes List

1. Best gift to sister’s this raksha bandhan,
   Do kilo Pyaaz,
   Ek kilo tamatar,
   Ek liter petrol aur
   Shagaun ka ek Dollar..
   Happy Rakhi 2016 jokes messages
2. Savdhaan !!!!!
   Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
   phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
   Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
   Purush heet mein jaaree.
3. Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
   Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
   Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
   Isliye hamne uski behen bhi pata rakhi thi. Funny Rakhi Jokes Collection.

Raksha Bandhan Comedy Jokes 2016 For Best Friends, BF,GF

1. Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
   Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
   Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
   Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai
2. Meri khushi ka andaaza
   Lagana mushkil tha
   Par iske aage jo hua
   Woh batana bhi mushkil hai. Rakhi Naught Jokes for girlfriend Hindi.
3. Mein uske paas tha
   Woh mere karib thi
   Fir woh mere paas aayi
   Aur thodi si ghabraayi
   Jab meine uska haath pakada
   To woh thodi si sharmaayi
   Usne kaha aaj hum
   Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
   Jise duniya ki
   Koi taakat na tod paaye
   Usne mera haath
   Haatho me lekar kaha
   Yeh to janam janmo
   Ka bandhan hai
   Phir mujhe yaad aaya
   Woh Saawan ka mausam
   Woh poonam ki raat
   Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai”. Latest Raksha Bandhan Funny Poems in Hindi.

Raksha Bandhan Shayari  Jokes

1. Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
   Payal chhankati chali gayee
   Main sindoor leke khada tha,
   Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee. Happy Raksha Bandhan Jokes 2016 Quotes.
2. Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
   Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
   Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
   tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
   To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
   Just kidding as always.
   “Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016 All.
3. Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
   Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
   Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
   Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein. Rakhi Jokes comedy with shayari.
   ‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’ to my dearest Lovely bro.