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They resemble us just enough 2 make all their differences confusing,

and no matter what we choose 2 make of this,

we r cast in relation 2 them our whole lives long.

Raksha Bandhan Double Meaning Sms

To my extremely lovable dearest (but kanjus) Bro {Just kidding as always

Sorry that I can’t be with u on this rakhi.

I have sent Great love & wishes 2 u

May the gifts of friendship, happiness, joy and peace will fill ur life..

Have a Great Rakhi.

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Raksha Bandhan Prank Sms

Meri khushi ka andaaza

Lagana mushkil tha

Par iske aage jo hua

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Raksha Bandhan Prank Messages

Sabhi friends ko suchit kia jata hai

ki 2 AUG ko mobile bandha rakhe,

Kyon ki kuch sharaarati ladkiya hai,

Jo RAKHI sms kar sakti hai,

Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakati he

Raksha Bandhan Prank Sms for Whatsapp

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Raksha Bandhan Short Quotes Messages in English

1. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.
2. How do people make it through life without a sister?
3. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
4. Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
5. Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.
6. After a girl is grown, her little brothers – now her protectors – seem like big brothers.
7. The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.

sms,Jokes on Rakhi 2016 for Facebook and Whatsapp collection

Rakhi Wallpaper HD 2016 | Rakhi Wallpapers For Mobile, PC. Hello everyone hope you all are doing good. Its festival time and here in this article we are going to cover some amazing raksha bandhan wallpaper hd 2016 for mobile and PC. Now you all know about what raksha bandhan is and how we celebrate it. But some where and some time we want to use our mobile whastapp pic, screensaver and our desktop computer background related to it. So here in this article we are presenting Rakhi wallpapers for Mobile, Latest raksha bandhan cartoon wallpapers, special happy rakhi HD wallpaper to download for free, full size rakhi wallpapers for Facebook Cover photo, Rakhi 3D Wallpaper for Desktop etc. So that you can get everything you want here. Now as we are going to celebrate raksha bandhan festival on 18th of august this year and you are desperately waiting for this holiday and celebrations. Why we use rakhi Imges HD as our desktop background ?, Because some where we miss this festival because of our brother and sister are very far from us. So if you really miss it then you can share these HD wallpapers and images with your lovely sister and brother. This is the time to get more closer with your siblings. These high quality pictures express your love and respect for family members. We cannot love with any one more than we love our sister and brother. You can use these wallpapers for your kids to present it in school and college function of rakhi festival. These wallpapers shows that how much loving you are and how much you care for your family members. When we tie rakhi on brother’s wrist no one want to miss that situation and that lovely moment. So for the sake of love download these raksha bandhan wallpaper 2016 for your younger brother or sister. Now let’s not waste more time discussing how these pics can help us at our rakhi festival celebrations. And let’s move forward to best HD Desktop wallpapers, Latest Cute Images, Motivational pictures for Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016 Festival.

Funny  Jokes on Rakhi Festival in Hindi 2016

"Har ladkii aapkee liye bekarar hai,

 Har ladki ko aapkaa intezaar hai,

 Ye apkaa koi kamal nahi hai meere bhaai,

 Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyoohar hai." Raksha Bandhan Jokes for Brothers

"Meri khushii kaa andaaza

 Laganaa mushkil tha

 Par iskee aage joo hua

 Woh batana bhii mushkil hai" Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016

"Payal chhankati ayeee thi..

 Payal chhankati chalii gayee

 Main sindooor leke khada tha,

 Mujhe Rakhi pehnaake chali gayee."Raksha Bandhan Funny Messages

Usane haathon pee mahendi laga rakhi thi,

 Humne usaki dolio sajaa rakhi thi,

 Hume pata tha woo bewafa nikalegi,

 Isliye humne usakii bahen bhi pata rakhi thi. Raksha Bandhan Jokes in English

Agar aaap bus, train, plane yaa kahin se bhi aa jaaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladkii kee hath mein

 phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti huee koi bhi vastu dekhein too turant wahan se bhag jaye.

 Yah vastu RAKHI hoo sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apkoo BHAI bana sakti hai.

 Purush heet mein jaaree ....." Latest Jokes on Raksha Bandhan 2016

Jokes on Rakhi 2016 for Facebook and Whats app 

Na Maa kee maar se Na dad k atyachar see Na dostoo ki fatkar se Na ldkii k inkar se Na chaplo kee bochar se ldke drte h to bas "RAKHI" k tyohar se.. Latest Jokes on Rakhi for sisters

Boy-Happy Valentine day!

Girl - Do U know I am from Rohtak?

Boy- Happy Raksha Bandhan Sister! Jokes for brothers on Rakhi

Kya Bataoo Yaarooo

Merii Kismat Ki Kahani

Kuch Is taarah Likhi Gai

Jin Hatho See Gulab Dena Chahta Tha

Unhi hatho mee vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016

Rakhi Kaa Tyonhar Tha

Rakhi Bandhanee Koo Bhai Taiyar Tha

Bhai Boola bahna merii ab to rakhibandh doo,

Beehna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar doo!! Funny Messages on Raksha Bandhan 2016

Latest Raksha Bandhan Quotes Collection For Facebook & Whastapp

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there. Raksha Bandhan Quotes 2016 in English Language.

Rakhi celebrations in full swing. All the brothers and sisters Keep the bond growing. Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016, A sisters love for brothers.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

Missing you a lot in this Raksha Bandan. Sending my wishes from far away. With lots of care

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi 2016 and best of luck for every thing. Rakhi 2016 Quotes Messages.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. Rakhi English Quotes for sister.

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Rakhi Jokes 2016 | Comedy Adult Raksha Bandhan Jokes For BF, GF Frnds. Hello guys hope you all are doing very good. And wishing you all a very happy raksha bandhan 18August 2016. Here we will be discussing funny Rakhi chutkula, naught raksha bandhan poems, best Rakhi jokes 2016 for adult friends, happy rakhi funny comedy jokes for girlfriend, funny rakhi essay 2016, list of raksha bandhan jokes for a friend etc. I hope you will like it. As every one knows that august is a moth of festival and everyone is going to have a lots of fun so for that we have got some amazing lines wishes messages,sms,whatsapp jokes for you. As rakhi is celebrated in between Sister and Brother and for that our best friends always makes fun of us by teasing by taking our crush names. So in this we will help out your friends to make fun of yours. HAHAHA !. I was just kidding . So are you ready now to check out the latest funny,sms,status, quotes messages, great naughty sms, new chutkule for the festival of raksha bandhan 2016 for your best buddies

Raksha Bandhan Funniest Jokes List

1. Best gift to sister’s this raksha bandhan,
   Do kilo Pyaaz,
   Ek kilo tamatar,
   Ek liter petrol aur
   Shagaun ka ek Dollar..
   Happy Rakhi 2016 jokes messages
2. Savdhaan !!!!!
   Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
   phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
   Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
   Purush heet mein jaaree.
3. Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
   Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
   Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
   Isliye hamne uski behen bhi pata rakhi thi. Funny Rakhi Jokes Collection.

Raksha Bandhan Comedy Jokes 2016 For Best Friends, BF,GF

1. Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
   Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
   Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
   Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai
2. Meri khushi ka andaaza
   Lagana mushkil tha
   Par iske aage jo hua
   Woh batana bhi mushkil hai. Rakhi Naught Jokes for girlfriend Hindi.
3. Mein uske paas tha
   Woh mere karib thi
   Fir woh mere paas aayi
   Aur thodi si ghabraayi
   Jab meine uska haath pakada
   To woh thodi si sharmaayi
   Usne kaha aaj hum
   Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
   Jise duniya ki
   Koi taakat na tod paaye
   Usne mera haath
   Haatho me lekar kaha
   Yeh to janam janmo
   Ka bandhan hai
   Phir mujhe yaad aaya
   Woh Saawan ka mausam
   Woh poonam ki raat
   Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai”. Latest Raksha Bandhan Funny Poems in Hindi.

Raksha Bandhan Shayari  Jokes

1. Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
   Payal chhankati chali gayee
   Main sindoor leke khada tha,
   Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee. Happy Raksha Bandhan Jokes 2016 Quotes.
2. Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
   Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
   Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
   tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
   To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
   Just kidding as always.
   “Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016 All.
3. Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
   Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
   Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
   Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein. Rakhi Jokes comedy with shayari.
   ‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’ to my dearest Lovely bro.

Rakhi Quotes for Sister & Brother in English Collecton 2016

"Sisterhood is powerful."

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

"Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister."

"Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow."

"One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself."

"You can kid the world. But not your sister."

"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. "

"The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble."

"How do people make it through life without a sister? "

"A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double."

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi Quotes for Brothers

"It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea."

"My little brother, will you ever grow up....I hope not!" -

"If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you! "

"Friends come and go, but you my dear brother, are always there!"

"My brother, someone who I know I can always depend on! "

"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. "

Funny Rakhi Jokes - Rakhi jokes messages

The significance of 'Raksha Bandhan' is a lot more profound when compared to any other Indian festival. Raksha Bandhan is a time of merriment, blessings, harmony and is the perfect expression of immaculate love and bond between siblings. In modern scenario, Raksha Bandhan is also an escape and an excuse for spending priceless time with family, and having oodles of fun. As a festival that holds prime emotional significance, Raksha Bandhan can also be made exciting and light-hearted with gifts, delicious food and jokes! This year on Raksha Bandhan, don your best, witty character and share the joy and happiness synonymous with the festival, with a few entertaining jokes. You will be surprised with the rejoinder and you will also be responsible in getting your family and friends into bursts of giggles making the mood a joyful one. Read on to know how you can contribute to the gaiety, and make this year's Raksha Bandhan a more unforgettable experience. 


Funny Rakhi Jokes 
Yu to hai hum Brahmchari 
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna...... 
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

Meri khushi ka andaaza 
Lagana mushkil tha 
Par iske aage jo hua 
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai 

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai, 
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai, 
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai, 
Kuch din baad �RAKHI� ka tyohar hai. 

Payal chhankati ayee thi�.. 
Payal chhankati chali gayee 
Main sindoor leke khada tha, 
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee. 

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi 
Hansti Thi, hansati thi 
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi 
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi 
Per aaj pata chala ki 
vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi! 

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi, 
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi, 
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi, 
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi. 

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, 
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, 
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, 
tum mujhe kuch to commission do! 
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother 
"Happy Raksha Bandhan" 


Savdhan !!!!! 

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. 

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Raksha Bandhan is one of the most sacred festivals in India. It is the day to celebrate the sweet relationship of a brother and sister. Though, this occasion also holds immense emotional significance, people celebrate this festival in a more full filled and light manner. Apart from sentimental messages, people also crack jokes about the occasion. It is obviously done with a healthy approach. If you also love to celebrate Rakhi with a fun filled attitude, we have brought for you our unique and wide collection of Rakhi jokes. You can share these Raksha Bandhan jokes with all your friends and siblings! This will increase the giggling treasure of the celebrations and make it more memorable.

Rakhi Jokes In Hindi

• Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
  Per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
  Pat gai to hamari varna,
  Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

• Aati Thi Jaathi Thi,Hansti Thi, hansati thi
  Bhagti Thi, Bhagaati Thi
  Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
  Par aaj pata chala ki, voh mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!

• Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi, 
  Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi, 
  Hume pata tha voh bewafa nikalegi, 
  Isliye humne usaki behen bhi pata rakhi thi.

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• Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur Kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag lijiye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
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• Kya bataoon yaro, meri kismet ki kahani. Kuch is tarha likhi gayi,
  Jin hathon se gulab dena chahta tha,
  Uni hathon mein voh Rakhi bandhkar chali gayi!
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• Payal chhankati ayee thi, 
  Payal chhankati chali gayee
  Main sindoor leke khada tha, 
  Mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee!
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• Meri khushi ka andaaza
  Lagana mushkil tha
  Par iske aage Jo hua
  Woh batana bhi mushkil tha!
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Rakhi Jokes In English

With a collection of these jokes, you are sure to get your family and friends into peals of laughter. After all, it is the time of good cheer and love. Who can resist a good joke? All you have to do is select the right time, a set of healthy jokes and you are all ready to take the Rakhi celebrations to the next level!

• "Yes I Love You. You Are So Cute, Smart.
  My Mother Also Likes You Very Much.
  My Father Is Ready To Take Up Our Relationship Seriously.
  So Please Don’t Say No To My Proposal.
  Accept Me As Your Dearest, 
  Loveliest Younger Sister.
  Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother!"