Raksha Bandhan is one of the most sacred festivals in India. It is the day to celebrate the sweet relationship of a brother and sister. Though, this occasion also holds immense emotional significance, people celebrate this festival in a more full filled and light manner. Apart from sentimental messages, people also crack jokes about the occasion. It is obviously done with a healthy approach. If you also love to celebrate Rakhi with a fun filled attitude, we have brought for you our unique and wide collection of Rakhi jokes. You can share these Raksha Bandhan jokes with all your friends and siblings! This will increase the giggling treasure of the celebrations and make it more memorable.
Rakhi Jokes In Hindi
- Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
Pat gai to hamari varna,
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari
- Aati Thi Jaathi Thi,Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagti Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Par aaj pata chala ki, voh mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!
- Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha voh bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki behen bhi pata rakhi thi.
- Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur Kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag lijiye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
- Kya bataoon yaro, meri kismet ki kahani. Kuch is tarha likhi gayi,
Jin hathon se gulab dena chahta tha,
Uni hathon mein voh Rakhi bandhkar chali gayi! - Payal chhankati ayee thi,
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee! - Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage Jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha!
Rakhi Jokes In English
With a collection of these jokes, you are sure to get your family and friends into peals of laughter. After all, it is the time of good cheer and love. Who can resist a good joke? All you have to do is select the right time, a set of healthy jokes and you are all ready to take the Rakhi celebrations to the next level!
- "Yes I Love You. You Are So Cute, Smart.
My Mother Also Likes You Very Much.
My Father Is Ready To Take Up Our Relationship Seriously.
So Please Don’t Say No To My Proposal.
Accept Me As Your Dearest,
Loveliest Younger Sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother!"
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