The significance of 'Raksha Bandhan' is a lot more profound when compared to any other Indian festival. Raksha Bandhan is a time of merriment, blessings, harmony and is the perfect expression of immaculate love and bond between siblings. In modern scenario, Raksha Bandhan is also an escape and an excuse for spending priceless time with family, and having oodles of fun. As a festival that holds prime emotional significance, Raksha Bandhan can also be made exciting and light-hearted with gifts, delicious food and jokes! This year on Raksha Bandhan, don your best, witty character and share the joy and happiness synonymous with the festival, with a few entertaining jokes. You will be surprised with the rejoinder and you will also be responsible in getting your family and friends into bursts of giggles making the mood a joyful one. Read on to know how you can contribute to the gaiety, and make this year's Raksha Bandhan a more unforgettable experience.
Funny Rakhi Jokes
Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad �RAKHI� ka tyohar hai.
Payal chhankati ayee thi�..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!
Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"
Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Funny Rakhi Jokes
Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad �RAKHI� ka tyohar hai.
Payal chhankati ayee thi�..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!
Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"
Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
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