Tuesday, 13 September 2016

Hathi vs Chuha Funny non veg Dirty jokes sms

Ek Hathi sikari ke jaal me fas gaya .
Tabhi vahanse ek Chuha gujra .
Use dekhkar hathi ne use kaha :- Please mujhe yahan se chudao .
Mai tumhe apni gand marne dunga .
Chuha khus hua aur use jaal tod kar bahar nikala .
Chuha :- Chal .
Hathi :- kahan ?
Chuha :- us nariyel ke ped ke niche .
Hathi gaya aur chuha suru ho gaya .
Wo hathi ke gand me jata aur bahar aata .
Tabhi hathi ke sar par ek nariyel gira .
Hathi :- OOhhhhhhhhh.....

Chuha :- Kyun , bhari pad gaya na ?

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