Latest Santa- banta GF-BF Funniest Sms Jokes

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal
Kr diya..BANK
me jake So Gya.
Q?
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Usne Board Par Padha-
Yaha SONE
par LOAN milta Hai

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Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat
Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,
B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,
Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere
Bary Mein,
Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,
B0y=
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Oye chal ja apna kam kar
Chudail ...
Mujhe "PAPER" ki Tension Lagi
padhi hai
or tujhe apni Ishaq ki...

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Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hai....

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Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..
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Aap ke paas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..
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Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..
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Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi ye hass rahe hai..
Kya baat hai...
Like to Banta hai..

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Life Main Ek Baat Hameshan Yaad Rakhna

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Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai

Lekin
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hota..

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Kasoor na unka hai na mera,
hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

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Ladki Mandir Mein
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Hey Bhagwaan Kisi Samajhdaar Ladke ko
mera
BoyFriend Bana do..
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Bhagwaan Ghar Chali Ja Beti..
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Samajhdaar Ladke Kabhi GirlFriend Nahi
Banate......