Husband vs Wife Non veg adult jokes collection,

Husband Or Wife Ka Jhagda  Ho Gya

Baat Talaak Tak Pahuch Gayi

Judge:- Tum Apne Husband Se Talaak Kyun Lena  Chahati Ho?

Wife:- Mujhey Iske Saath Nhi Rehna Bas

Judge:- Tumhara Husband To Kabbadi Ka  Champion Hai Naa

Wife:- Wahi To Problem Hai, Karta kuch Nhi Bas Haath Lagakar

Bhaag Jaata Hai

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Suhaagraat Me Husband Wife Se Bola

Kya MehSoos Kar Rhi Ho?

Wife Boli;- Aaj Tak To Topup Me Kaam Cahalana Padta

Tha Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya

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Husband Ne First Night Ke Baad

Next Day Apni Biwi Se Pucha "Tum Aaj Kitne

Logon Ke Saath Soyi Ho"

Wife Sochtey Huye;- Sach Batau To Sirf Aap Ke Saath

Baaki Sabhi Ne To Saari Saari Raat Jagya Rakha

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Husband Ka $ex Karne Ko Bahut Man Kar Rha Tha Wo

Apne Bete Se Bola

Baap;- Beta Pappu, Apni Mummy Ko Bolo Ki Ghandhiji Dandi

March Karna Chahtey Hai

Wife Ka Jawab Lekar Beta Aya Or Bola

Beta;- Papa Mummy Ne Bola Ki

Aap Aaj Dandi March Nhi Kar Saktey Laal Bahadur

Aaye  Huye Hai

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Wife;-Meri Panty 3-3 Panty Chori Ho Gyi

Hai, Pta Nahi Kon Chura Leta Hai

Naukraani;- Sahab Aap To Jaantey Ho

Mai To Kuch Pehanti Hi Nhi

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Office Se Aatey Hi Pati Ne Biwi Ki Ankho Par Haath

Rakh  Dia

Biwi;- Raamu?

Husband;- Mai Hu,,,

Biwi;- Main To Bol Rahi Thi Raamu Paani Le Aa

Sahab Aa Gye Hai

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Husband;- Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Karni Padegi

Wife;-Ji Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai 17 Ka Hi To

Hua Hai

Husband;- Dekha Nhi Aajkal Kaise Surf Lagakar

Chaddi Dhota Hai Bhosdika

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Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???

Wife: Kyaaa…!!!??? Kahan???

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko ‘Defective Condoms’ Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi…

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Kaun Si Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?

Husband Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe:

Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana!

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Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala…

Wife Brain:

10% – Jewellery

30% – Shopping

25% – Money

20% – Enjoyment

14% – Kitchen Care

1% – Deni Hai

Husband Brain:

96% – Leni hai…

1% – Kaise Leni Hai…

1% – Kiski Leni Hai…

1% – Kab Leni hai…

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Wife;- Tum Mere Saath KarvaChauth Ka Vart Rakhogey Na

..

Husband;-Maine Kabhi Kha Tum Mere Saath Daaru Peene Chalo

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Suhaagraat Ke Din

Husband;- Khan Sey Shuru Karu Agey Sey Pichey Sey

Upar Sey Nichey .....

Wife;- Jhan Marji Sey Shuru Karo Is Route Ki Sabhi Laine

Mast Hai

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Husband-Tum Meri Film Me Kaam Karogi

Wife- Haan Haan Jaroor Bataoa Kya Seen Hai

Husband;- Tumhey Dheere Dheere Talab Sey Bahra Ana Hai

Wife;- Acha To Film Ka Naam Kya Hai

Husband;- "Gayi Bhains Paani Me"

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Husband Or Wife $ex Kar Rahey They

Achanak Kisi Ne Door Bell Bajai...Husband Ney 5 Mint

Baad Darwaja Khola

Aadmi Yar Badi Der Laga Di Darwaja Kholne Mey

Husband;-Yar Hum Chatni  Koot Rahey They

Shraarati Dost;- Bhabhi ji Kabhi Hume Bhi Chatni Chatao

Chaalu Bhabhi;- Maine To Bartana Dho Diye Hai

Sottey Pr Lagi Hogi Chaat Lo

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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:

Koi achha password batana….?

Husband: Lu*d.

Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi

kyuki..

Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…

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A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have $ex?

Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!