Latest Santa Banta non veg - Adult jokes Collection

Santa:- Tujhey us Aurat Sey Kyu Maar Padi..?

Banta:- Uski Seat K Nichey Meri Paani Ki

Bottle Padi Thi

Maine Usey Sirf itna Kha Ki

"Bhabhi Tangey Uthao Mujhey Apna Paani Nikalna

Hai"

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Santa:- Tujhey us Aurat Sey Kyu Maar Padi..?

Banta:- Uski Seat K Nichey Meri Paani Ki

Bottle Padi Thi

Maine Usey Sirf itna Kha Ki

"Bhabhi Tangey Uthao Mujhey Apna Paani Nikalna

Hai"

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Santa M*th Maar Rha Tha

American:-What Are U Doing Man

Santa:- Behan K Lodey This IS Indian Technology I Am

Fuck*ng Your Wife Via WIFI

American Behosh

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Santa Truck K Nichey Ladki ko choad Rha Tha

Banta;- Kya Kar Rha Hai ?

Santa;- Truck Thik Kar Rha Hu..

Banta;- Behanchoad Truck To Aadhey Ghantey Pehle 

Hi Chla Gya

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Santa $ex Kar Rha Tha

Galti Se Peechey Daal Diya

Biwi;-Oh Ji Truck Galat Godaam Me Jaa Rha Hai

Santa;- Ab Bata Rhi Hai Jab Maal Utar Diya

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Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke B00bs Choos Raha Tha.

Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?”

Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

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Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.

Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.

Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?

Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.

Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.

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Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.

Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?

Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.

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Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.

Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain ‘Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono Side Se Kar Do…’

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Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai?

Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise……

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Banta Apne Khoon Ki Jaanch Karane K Liye Hospital Gya Hua Tha

Santa Bhi Apne Peshaab Ka Test Karane Usi Hospital

Me Chala Gaya

Jab Santa Hospital Pahucha To Usne Dekha Ki Banta Hospital K Bahar

Baitha Hai

Santa Ne Pucha" Kya Hua. Kyon Ro Rahe Ho"?

Banta Mai Khoon Ki Jaanch Karane Aaya Tha

Santa;- To Dar Gya Kya?

Banta;- Arey Nahi Unhone Ne Meri Ungli Kaat K Khoon Nikala

Ab Yeh Sunkar  Santa Bhi Jor Jor K Rone Lga

Fir Banta Ne Pucha Us Sey:- Ab Kya Hua Tu Kyo Rone Laga

Santa;- Arey Main Peshaab Ki Jaanch Karwane Aaye Tha

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Jeeto Ne Santa Ko Suhaagraat Pe 100

Wala Ek Packet Gift Kiya

Jeeto Ko Nangi  Awastha Me Palang Pr

Santa Bathroom Me Ghus Gya

Kaafi Samay Guzar Jaane K Baad Jab Santa

Bahar Nhi Aaya To Jeeto Ne Usey Awaaj Lga

Kar Pucha"Suno Ji Khan Reh Gye Jaldi Karo"

Santa;- Bas 2 Minute Or 97 Chada Liye Hai

Ab Sirf 3 Baaki Hai

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Ek Baar Santa Apni GF k Saath Ek Park Me Baitha

Tha Wahan  Baithey Baithye Santa Ko Tharak Chad Gayi

To Vo Apni Girlfriend K B00bs Chusne Laga

Kuch Der Tak To Ladki Kuch Nahi Boli

Parantu Thodi Der Baad Usey Bhi Tharak Chad Gayi

To Wo Bhi Rumaani Aawaj Me Pucha

"Iske Alawa Bhi Tumhey Kuch Chahiye Kya"

Ladki Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Thodi Der Tak To

Chup Rha Fir Bola

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Ek Din Santa Khet Me Ghaas Katne Gya

Waha Usey Saanp Kaat Gya

...

Lekin Santa Darne Ki Bajay

Apna Per Saanp K Aagey Kr Diya

Or Bola

"Kaat Or Kaat Jitna Chaahey Utna Kaat"

Ab Saanp Do Teen Baar Kaatkar Bola

"Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Bhoot"

..

Santa;-Mai Aadmi Hi Hu Lekin Ye Pair Nakli Hai

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Santa  Preeto Ko Dice Dete Huye Kehta Hai

Agar 12345 Aaya To Mai Teri Lunga

Preeto;-Agar 6 Aaya To

Santa;- Tune Kabhi Saanp Seedi Nhi Kheli

Agar 6  Aaya To Dobara Dice Fenkna

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Preeto;- Santa Sey Mera Duppata Utaro

Mera Kameez Utaro

Meri Bra Utaro

Ab Meri Salwar Utaaro

Meri Penty Utaro

Aagey Sey Kabhi Mere Kapde Mat Pehanna

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Banta;- Ladkiyo K Urine Me Ladko K Urine Sey Jyada Badboo

Kyu Aati Hai

Santa;- Kyunki Ladkiyo Mey Ladko

Ki Tarah Nichey 2 Feenayal Ki Goliyan

Nhi Hoti

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Santa Kisi Kaam Se Apni Biwi Ke Office Jata Hai.

Bina Kisi Se Pemission Liye Wo Sidha Uske Cabin Mein Chala Jata Hai

Waha Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Patni Apne Boss Ki Godh Mein Bethi Hai.

Aisa Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Apni Patni Preeto Se Bola.

Santa: “Chal Ghar Chal Preeto, Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna Chahiye Jahaan Staff Ke Baithne Ke Liye Ek Chair Bhi Na Ho“

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Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

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Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,

Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,

Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,

Santa Do Ghante Roya,

Kyun?

Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

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