Girlfriend vs Boyfriend Non veg adult Jokes Collection

Girlfriend;- Kaisi Lag Rhi Hu

Boyfriend;- Nice

Girlfriend;- Achey Se Batao Na

Boyfriend;- Beautiful

Girlfriend;-Arrey Sachi Batao

Boyfriend;- Ye Dekh Khada Ho Gaya Mera

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend Ke Paas Late Pahuchti Hai To BF Kehta Hai

Chaand Taaro Ko Neend Aayi Hai.. Teri Maa Ki Ch*t

Tu Ab Aayi Hai

Girlfriend Ne Bhi Bade Shayarana Andaaz Me Kha

"Maa Ki Ch*t Ka Matt De Wasta Bra Khol Rahi Hu

Aaja Karle Wasta"

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boyfriend & Girlfriend $ex kar rhe they ki acahnak

Girlfriend boli,Mujhey AIDS h.

Ladka;-Marva diya na Bhen ki lodi

Girlfriend -Maazak kr rhi thi, Dard ho rha tha

To tera L0da Chota karne k liye bol diya,

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boyfriend:-Kiss Lu?

Girlfriend:-Nhi Lipstick Kharaab Ho Jayegi

Boyfriend:-Ball Dabau?

Girlfriend:-Nhi Bra k Hook Toot Jayengey

Boyfriend:-$ex Karu?

Girlfriend:- Nhi Mc Hai

Boyfriend:-Ab Ye Mat Bolna Loosmotion Hai

Chal Gaand Idhar Kar

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfriend:- ye Suhaagraat Pr Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Bas Ye Samjh Lo 3 Number Ki Jooti Me 7 Number

Ka Pair Daalna Padta Hai

Girlfriend:- Fir Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Fir Pair 3 Number ka Or Jooti 7 Number Ki

HO Jaati Hai

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Ek Couple Movie Dekhne Gya Theatre Me Bheed

Bahut Jyada Thi

Girlfriend:- Mere Paas Wala Ladka Muth Maar Rha Hai

Boyfriend:- Uski Taraf Mat Dekho

Ignore Karo

Girlfriend:- Behan k Lodey

Haath To Mera Use Kar Rha Hai

Ignore Kaise Karu

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfriend:- ye Suhaagraat Pr Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Bas Ye Samjh Lo 3 Number Ki Jooti Me 7 Number

Ka Pair Daalna Padta Hai

Girlfriend:- Fir Kya Hota Hai

Pappu:- Fir Pair 3 Number ka Or Jooti 7 Number Ki

HO Jaati Hai

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nhi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend

Ya Boyfriend Ho

Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai

Ki Kisi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Or Dimag Mei

Bana Saake

Aur Phir

Aur Phir

De M*th 

De M*th 

De M*th

De M*th 

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boyfriend:- GM Jaanu

Girlfriend:- Haan...

Boyfriend:- Jaanu GM Ka Reply GM Hota

Hai....

Girlfriend:- Ohh Sorry Baaabu Mujhey

Laga Tum Puch Rhe Ho...

Gaand Marwaoogi..

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Raat Whatsapp Pr Baatein Kar Rhe They

Girlfriend;- Chal Bye Mummy Chilla Rhi Hai

Boyfriend;- Papa Ko Bol Dhirrey Dheerey Kare

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind;-Ye Sunny Leone Kon Hai?

Boyfriend;- Ye Sunny Leone Ka Istri Roop Hai

Iske Bhi Dhai Dhai Killo Key Hai

Jinko Dekhne K Baad

Aadmi Uthta Nhi

Aadmi Ka Utha Jata Hai

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind;-Mujhey Abhi Mat Chuao

Shaadi K Baad Jitna Marji Choona

Boyfriend;-Thik Hai Abhi Mai Chalta Hu

Shaadi Ho Jaye To Phone

Karke Bta Dena

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind : "Hi! how do you do?"

Boyfriend: "वही पुराना स्टाईल...टांगों को कंधों पर और फिर गच्चा-गच, गच्चा-गच, गच्चा-गच..."

Girlfreind : "तेरी माँ की चूत भोंसड़ी के ! मैं पुछ रही थी कैसा है ?"

Boy : "वैसा ही है...लंबा aur काला !"

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath $ex Kar Raha Tha.

Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know… Mujhe AIDS Hai…

Girlfriend: KYA?

Ladka: Ghabrao Mat… Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi…!!!

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind Boyfriend Sey;-Jaanu 1000 Rupay De Do Agle Haftey

Dey Dungi

BF;-Paise To 2000 Ley Ley Lekin Abhi Dey

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind;Aapke Khet K Tamatar Itne Laal Kaise Hai

Boyfriend;- Nanga Ho kar Paani Deta Hu, To Sharm Se

Laal Ho Jaate Ho

Girlfreind(Agle Din);-Maine Bhi Nange Ho Kar Tamatar Ko

Paani Diya Woh Laal Huye Nhi Par Kheere Lambey Ho

Gaye Hai

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind;-Lulli kisi Kehtey Hai

Pappu;-Koi Lambi Koi Choti Koi Patli Koi Sakhat Koi Naram

Girlfriend(Hastey Huye);-Lagta Hai Sari Umar Gaand Hi Marvayi Hai Tune

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya

Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Arrey Itni Der Se Call Recieve Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Wo Main….. Wo Main, Ringtone Par Naach Rahi Thi“

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Boyfriend: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet?

Girlfreind: Kya stupid question hai ye?

Boyfriend: Nahi janu batao na?

Girlfreind: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?

Boyfriend: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,

magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?

Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai..

😃😃😃😃Girlfriend Boyfriend Non veg Jokes

Girlfreind: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?

Boyfriend: No.

Girlfreind: Kyo?

Boyfriend: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.

Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.

Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,

Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.

Girlfreind: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!

Boyfriend: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!