Aadmi Dr. se: Dr. saab mai apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar
jake lu*d teda ho jata hai,
Dr. ko yakin nahi aata, to admi apni Biwi ko clinic me
lakar Dr. k samne ch0dta h phir bhi Dr. ko yakin nahi aata,
Kuch din baad kisi shadi me Dr apne dosto k sath khada us
admi ka mazak uda raha hota hai. "ki is bewakuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne
ch0da"
Dusri taraf wo aadmi apne dosto k sath khada Dr ko dekh k
hansta hai aur kehta hai "yaar r*ndi lekar aaya tha jagah nahi mili to
iske clinic me ch0d diya."
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Teacher-"wats ur name"
Santa-"HOLA"
Teacher-"ye kya naam hua"
Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha"
Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"
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.
ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko maruga
5 mahine pagal khane me ilaaz k bad,
Dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge?
Shadi
phir?
Suhagrat
phir?
Uski sari utaruga
phir?
Blouse
Oho! phir?
Bra utaruga
My god, phir?
Phir kya! Bra k elastic se gulel banaunga aur panchhi ko marunga.
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S*x kar lene k baad boy "janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise
dunia bachcha kahti hai,
girl: meri ch~t k ashiq madarch0d ab tumhe wo hoga jise
dunia aids kahti hai.
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Biwi KO Thpad marne Ke Bad pati Bola
Aadmi use hi marta h. jise wo pyr krta h
Biwi NE B 2 Khich K mareOR Dhire
seBoli-ap kya samjte ho mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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1Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi...
apne chehre ko naqab se dhak kar rakhti thi
1ladka uspe marta tha...
shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha
1din ladki ne us ladke k padosi se pucha.
kaha gya wo aashiq ?
to usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai
us diwane ki kal rat maut ho gayi
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko qabr tak le aya
Ladki qabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se qabr ko dhone lagi
Qabr se aawaz aayi
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai
AAJ ME PARDE ME HU OR MERA MEHBooB BENAQAB AYA Hai...
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Super $ex
Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao?
Girl :
C : Control
O : On
N : Natural
D : Drops
O : Of
M : Man
DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI
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ek ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke
beech me ye kya hai.
mein ne kaha ye lakir.
mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya
hai.
us ne kaha ye usi lakir ka faqeer hai.
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Sardar gand silwane mochi ke pass gaya,
mochi ne use 25,000 ka bill diya.
Sardar ne use 50,000 diye, muchi ne kaha "maine to
pachchis mange the aap mujhe pachas kyu de rahe ho?"
sardar bahan ke laude tera bill dekh ker meri
dubara fat gai.
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What is tension:
Ladki ne apse lift mangi, Raste me uski tabiat kharab hogai, aap hospital le gye. Dr. Bola aap baap banne wale ho, apko tension!
aap bole mai iska baap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli yahi baap hai apko aur tension
Phir Police i, apka medical chekup hua
Report i ki aap to kabhi bap hi nhi ban sakte aap ne Khuda ka shukr ada kia, aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye!
aur phir socha ki ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai
wo kis ka hai. apko phir tenson.
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Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
- Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”
- Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi
To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai..... 👐❓❓❓❓❓
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Todays spcl----Dr. Giving Lecture.....! $ex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!!
Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab
pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!:
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1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum $ex karte waqt apne pati se
baat karti ho?
She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..
"aakhir pati hai wo mere..😂
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Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark
hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa
dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!
new stock
U will love it
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Ek Tapori ICICI Bank me gaya:
Bhenchod, mere ko A/C. kholna hai.
LadyOfficer: Hello Mister Tamiz se baat kijiye.
Man: Tamiz ki Maa ki Ch*t, Account kaun kholega vo bata.?
Lady ne Manager ko Complaint kiya.
Manager: kya Battamizi kar rahe ho?
Man: Battamizi ki Maa ka Bhosda Bhadve, Meri 100Crores ki Lottery lagi hai Batao, Account kaun kholega.?
Manager: Arre Sir, Aap bhi kaha is R@ndi se baat kar rahe ho, Main yaha kya Maa Chudvane baitha hu…??
Plz come Sir..
Moral: Targets are Targets..
Tamiz ki ma ka Bhosda..
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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj $ex ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..
Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar
ho jati hai...!
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
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Girl - Aaj Aisa "$EX" Karo Ki Meri Chillane Ki
Aawaj Dur Dur Tak Sunai De
Santa Ne CONDOM Par LAL MIRCH Lagai.
Bas Fir kya ....
M.D.H Ka Tadka
Ang Ang Fadka !!
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Marwadi ki wife $ex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2014 hai
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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein
bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage
hotey.
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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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A bull was servicing the cows..
Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have $ex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Lady looks at husband: You see?
Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife: you see!
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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!
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Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
.
.
.
Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!
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Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..
Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.
Beti: kya hua mom….???
Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye.
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ELECTRICITY SCENARIO
A couple were having $ex.. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts
rotating.
Husband: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar
Leta Hun!!
Wife: Haan… Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti
Hun!
Yeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.
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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek
Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.
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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS
aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.
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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.
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Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna
sikhaya.
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana
sikhaya!
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$ex kar lene ke baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti
hai..
GIRL: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.
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Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira.
Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: Kya hua Papa?
Baap: Salle MC, Mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar.
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Golu: Tera baap doctor hai,
fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai..
Molu: BC tera baap Condom bechta hai,
fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:
Koi achha password batana….?
Husband: Lu*d.
Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi
kyuki..
Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…
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Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi..
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Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says:
Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!
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Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet?
Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?
Boy: Nahi janu batao na?
Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?
Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?
Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai..
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Population Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U?
AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro.
But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom.
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Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Ch00t Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka
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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: “Koshish Karna Umar
Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho“
Vakeel: “Tum Chinta Mat Karo“
Court Ke Baad
Mujrim: “Kya Hua?“
Pathan: “Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha
Kar Rahi Thi“
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Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?”
Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye”
Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge”
Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge”
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“
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Santa Kisi Kaam Se Apni Biwi Ke Office Jata Hai.
Bina Kisi Se Pemission Liye Wo Sidha Uske Cabin Mein Chala Jata Hai
Waha Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Patni Apne Boss Ki Godh Mein Bethi Hai.
Aisa Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Apni Patni Preeto Se Bola.
Santa: “Chal Ghar Chal Preeto, Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna Chahiye Jahaan Staff Ke Baithne Ke Liye Ek Chair Bhi Na Ho“
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Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”
Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”
Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”
Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein
Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa
Nahi Karti“
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Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?
Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.
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Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein
Time Waste Nahi Hota“
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Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya
Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Arrey Itni Der Se Call Recieve Kyu Nahi Ki?”
Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Wo Main….. Wo Main, Ringtone Par Naach Rahi Thi“
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